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"Apparently Santa Claus is coming to town"

Sorry... when did Christmas begin on the 13th of November (and before)

These adverts ruin the build-up when they start so early... it's still agggeeesss away. I'm fed up seeing them and then needing to go and walk in the rain for many weeks until it is actually Christmas.

I love Christmas but this annoys me... 1st December they should start so there.

Also in my local shopping centre they have 3 Santa's grottos... emmm okay.

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And last... the news is annoying me.

" Well the firefighters are on strike so here's Patricia to tell you how to make sure you don't catch fire "

" Yes thanks Pete. Don't be a complete and utter moron "

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If your house doesn't have smoke alarm, or they don't work then you're a mong. Or if you leave candles alight or such then you're a moron.

Also all that crap in the Queen's speach... oh yeah very modern government isn't it.

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What do Santa Claus and Black Rod have in common?

They both only work one day a year.

Sorry... when did Christmas begin on the 13th of November (and before)

These adverts ruin the build-up when they start so early... it's still agggeeesss away. I'm fed up seeing them and then needing to go and walk in the rain for many weeks until it is actually Christmas.

I love Christmas but this annoys me... 1st December they should start so there.

Also in my local shopping centre they have 3 Santa's grottos... emmm okay.

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And last... the news is annoying me.

" Well the firefighters are on strike so here's Patricia to tell you how to make sure you don't catch fire "

" Yes thanks Pete. Don't be a complete and utter moron "

----

If your house doesn't have smoke alarm, or they don't work then you're a mong. Or if you leave candles alight or such then you're a moron.

Also all that crap in the Queen's speach... oh yeah very modern government isn't it.

Link in this post

What do Santa Claus and Black Rod have in common?

They both only work one day a year.

*Goes into Tescos*

*Sees selection boxes on shelves*

*sighs*

I received a christmas Catalogue in early September, with "Christmas Gift Ideas". I threw it away. Twice.

gerrid wrote:
> I received a christmas Catalogue in early September, with
> "Christmas Gift Ideas". I threw it away. Twice.


So did you receive it twice? Or did you throw it away and then pick it back up and throw it away again to prove a point?

SHEEPY wrote:
> Sorry...

So you should be...

I didn't mean to hurt

It was a necessary evil, eh Sheepu.

To me, christmas starts when Toys R Us Start pumping out adverts.

next Christmas always starts on Boxing day for me.

Kyz22 wrote:
> To me, christmas starts when Toys R Us Start pumping out adverts.

Somebody pass me my gun ...