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*door opens, man sits down*
Hello. My name iz Doctor Grite, father to schroeder, and I, after being hired by Tony, schroeder, Snuggly, Darkus and ze others to find out what goes through the wacky little minds of Special Reserve members, present you with this report, with 6 of your every day humans changing into weird and wonderul characters on ze forums...well, more ze weird than ze wonderful, but you'll see for yourself soon enough. I chose 6 which would bring the more obvious of ze results, so bland folk were done away with, and I think you'll find ze lifestyles of these people are quite different from ze internet profile.
*pulls out a thick document, flicks through to a certain page*
Here is ze profiles. Yes, as remembered, they are really zat..
*6 SR forum members burst in, after hearing about the porject*
Hey, gimmes that, where's mine!
*the member scans down the page, and reads*
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GERRID
-
Emotionally unbalanced, somewhat ze crazy member along with a certain person called Afrojoe, apparently looking for ze Wenchmobile). Generally liked, but sometimes goes rather on ze insane side, when he tried to kill cookie monster in a devlishly cunning plot. Ze plan failed, but now he has plans for bigger and better things, like swimming with dolphins, and finding ze elusive end of a rainbow. Not particularly intelligent, judging by the Sly-Guy Super-Duper Cross-Net internet IQ test, but this hasn't stopped ze boy from successfully winning roun the minds and hearts of ze other members with his literal wit and text charm. Writes ze occasional story, and ze occasional informative piece, and has glimpses of notability in ze style of which he writes
Typical Job? The nice man at the grocers
Favourite Saying? I've got BLADES, man, BLADES
SR Notability Meter? Highly if you use the toilets which cost 20p, low is you use a bush.
One Word Summary? Mad
*gerrid finishes reading, and storms off, with no good reason, as nothing bad was said..but still does*
*another member gets the book, whilst the other 4 hold down Doctor Grite, or as they call him, Doctor Sh...*
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GRIX THRAVES
-
A member, who, from newbieness, was a tortured soul. All ze regulars laughed and a joked at him, whilst he typed there, all alone. His IQ, using ze afore mentioned test, was ze highest of the lot, but due to popular demand, we also gave him...The Camp Counting Collaborator Controller..thing, and it showed ze particular member was the most likely to "get it on" as they say, with ze member, SHEEPY. His posts are witty, but zey are also serious as ze same time, making for ze best reads on the forums. Found often on the street corners that are ze Life forum, he brings hope to those in despair, and despair to those in hope, with his heart touching yet similarly depressing poems. Already having been peed on by ze wonderful folk of SR, it would seem Grix has been, is ze and would be ze perfect notable.
Typical Job? Writer of game storylines (RPG's probably, big deep things ;))
Favourite Saying? The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming train
SR Notability Meter? Very high, considering he already has been graced.
One Word Summary? Mixed-Up (theres ze hyphen, dammit, ze hyphen!)
*Grix agrees with all said, and writes some poetry about the beans he had for linch, and the hilarious consequences, whilst the 3rd member steals the page and reads about themselve*
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AFROJOE
-
Partner in crime with gerrid, on a quest to find ze Wenchmobile, is this character, AfroJoe, or AJ for short. The name suggests his real name is Joe. And he has an afro. But ze further investigation reveals his real name is Tim and he lives in Keith, Scotland. With no afro. Quite a downer for the fans we talked to about him. One anonymous fan, called DW, said he was "great fun to be around with", but afterwards told us "he kill us all if he had the chances". His IQ proved to be average, and his CCCCT proved to be low. His posts, though few are long, are excellent when zey are, and his reviews, another strong point, show he has ze writing talent of a notable. As mentioned, he is from Scotland, so that would have to be taken into consideration, with SHEEPY joining in discussions, but we fear if given the power is would be used 'irresponsibly' to say ze least. 'Fatally' to say the most. Or something.
Typical Job? Dictator of small, insignificant country
Favourite Saying? Just you wait........Mwhaha!
SR Notability Meter? Not as high as his Evil Dictator Meter, but still high
*AJ rubs his hands in glee..dictator eh? and runs off. The other 3 run at document, but 1 gets it and scroll to his analysis*
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COOKIE MONSTER
-
An obsessive simian lover, cookie monster loves nothing more than to change ze directon of Aiai the monkey's balls. Or to be exact, ball. Or to be more exact, the course on which ze ball lies upon. He also enjoys ze odd round of golf, gliding, pool, bowling and now even rafting..all with monkies. His contributions on ze forums are generally well informed and pretty intelligent, backed up by the IQ test, and the final of our 3 test, the Monkey-MONKEY-M O N K E Y! test, which, coincidentally, checks for love of all things nearly-human, shows extremely high results. cookie monster also enjoys ze other things in life, like, zay, mammals, or, to be exact, female, so his CCCCT test showed low also. But of course, he really does prefer ze monkey, and if he could cross-species, then we at ze unnamed science laboratories would a) sponsor him and b0 not be surprised
Typical Job? Zoo keeper / experiment in laboratory / monkey ball master
Favourite Saying? Oooh-ooohh-aaaah-aaaaah (means monkey, monkey, love, nit) or bananas
SR Notability Meter? High, higher if he could stop ze damn monkey noises!
*cookie monster grabs a banana from fruit rack and bounds off. Another member, the penultimate member, steals the sheet and reads*
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INSANE BARTENDER
-
Absolutely insane, this character, as the name suggests, absolutely insane.
Priest in a local church in the day, evil Latin-speaking dictator and king of all zat is evil (just peaking Barbara Streisand and AJ). Though he seems unbreakable, and his Latin is too complicated for your average Me© to understand, he does have a weakness. In the form of...Snacky Smores, zat lovely American cereal you just love to hate. Or they love to hate. Or he loves to hate. Just waggle one of zese pieces of heaven and he iz under your command. His posts on ze forums are respectable & controversial, and his IQ demanded not to be tested, as did his sexuality or his love(or hate) of monkeys. Overall a mysterious character, fairly unchartable
Typical Job? Clown
Favourite Saying? Wrong!
SR Notability Meter? His views and thoughts are needed in yellow..honest.
*Insane Bartender walks off, silently please at the profile. Dr Grite just about manages to stand as Rosalind gets the document*
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ROSALIND
-
Rosalind, one of ze sanest forum members selected, and ze only female selected for the profiles, has made a name for herself as ze fun but serious poster, with ze intelligent posts in Life and witty replies in ze Future of Gaming forum. She manages to use her own experience well what she writes, and seems to have a high IQ, according to our test. Ze girl also passed the CCCT test, but it did show she had ze tendancies of someone...unsure...about zer...thoughts...Ze monkey test in which ze girl took showed a keen despise for ze creatures, leading to common bar room brawls in Hull, and indeed, Hull Zoo, between ze cookie monster and ze lady Rosalind. Ze only thing negative about her is her tendancy to be rather nasty, like the time when..
*Rosalind screams at Dr Gripe, rips carefully off that sentence, and reads on*
Typical Job? PhD at Hull University in a bio dept..oh...wait...
Favourite Saying? @rse, apparently, is ze saying of ze moment.
SR Notability Meter? Ze votes will be passed fairly this time, but Rosalind has one of ze biggest chances.
*Rosalind kicks Dr Gripe for his bad comments, apologises for kicking because of the good comments, and passes cookie monster, who has returned for bananas and the lil' cutie monkey in the lab*
Well...it would seem ze profiles were taken well by ze members of SR. But don't feel safe, meh furry little friends, for you are not. There may be a version (b), and when ze profiles come, you may be one of them1
Ze End
Hello. My name iz Doctor Grite, father to schroeder, and I, after being hired by Tony, schroeder, Snuggly, Darkus and ze others to find out what goes through the wacky little minds of Special Reserve members, present you with this report, with 6 of your every day humans changing into weird and wonderul characters on ze forums...well, more ze weird than ze wonderful, but you'll see for yourself soon enough. I chose 6 which would bring the more obvious of ze results, so bland folk were done away with, and I think you'll find ze lifestyles of these people are quite different from ze internet profile.
*pulls out a thick document, flicks through to a certain page*
Here is ze profiles. Yes, as remembered, they are really zat..
*6 SR forum members burst in, after hearing about the porject*
Hey, gimmes that, where's mine!
*the member scans down the page, and reads*
-
GERRID
-
Emotionally unbalanced, somewhat ze crazy member along with a certain person called Afrojoe, apparently looking for ze Wenchmobile). Generally liked, but sometimes goes rather on ze insane side, when he tried to kill cookie monster in a devlishly cunning plot. Ze plan failed, but now he has plans for bigger and better things, like swimming with dolphins, and finding ze elusive end of a rainbow. Not particularly intelligent, judging by the Sly-Guy Super-Duper Cross-Net internet IQ test, but this hasn't stopped ze boy from successfully winning roun the minds and hearts of ze other members with his literal wit and text charm. Writes ze occasional story, and ze occasional informative piece, and has glimpses of notability in ze style of which he writes
Typical Job? The nice man at the grocers
Favourite Saying? I've got BLADES, man, BLADES
SR Notability Meter? Highly if you use the toilets which cost 20p, low is you use a bush.
One Word Summary? Mad
*gerrid finishes reading, and storms off, with no good reason, as nothing bad was said..but still does*
*another member gets the book, whilst the other 4 hold down Doctor Grite, or as they call him, Doctor Sh...*
-
GRIX THRAVES
-
A member, who, from newbieness, was a tortured soul. All ze regulars laughed and a joked at him, whilst he typed there, all alone. His IQ, using ze afore mentioned test, was ze highest of the lot, but due to popular demand, we also gave him...The Camp Counting Collaborator Controller..thing, and it showed ze particular member was the most likely to "get it on" as they say, with ze member, SHEEPY. His posts are witty, but zey are also serious as ze same time, making for ze best reads on the forums. Found often on the street corners that are ze Life forum, he brings hope to those in despair, and despair to those in hope, with his heart touching yet similarly depressing poems. Already having been peed on by ze wonderful folk of SR, it would seem Grix has been, is ze and would be ze perfect notable.
Typical Job? Writer of game storylines (RPG's probably, big deep things ;))
Favourite Saying? The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming train
SR Notability Meter? Very high, considering he already has been graced.
One Word Summary? Mixed-Up (theres ze hyphen, dammit, ze hyphen!)
*Grix agrees with all said, and writes some poetry about the beans he had for linch, and the hilarious consequences, whilst the 3rd member steals the page and reads about themselve*
-
AFROJOE
-
Partner in crime with gerrid, on a quest to find ze Wenchmobile, is this character, AfroJoe, or AJ for short. The name suggests his real name is Joe. And he has an afro. But ze further investigation reveals his real name is Tim and he lives in Keith, Scotland. With no afro. Quite a downer for the fans we talked to about him. One anonymous fan, called DW, said he was "great fun to be around with", but afterwards told us "he kill us all if he had the chances". His IQ proved to be average, and his CCCCT proved to be low. His posts, though few are long, are excellent when zey are, and his reviews, another strong point, show he has ze writing talent of a notable. As mentioned, he is from Scotland, so that would have to be taken into consideration, with SHEEPY joining in discussions, but we fear if given the power is would be used 'irresponsibly' to say ze least. 'Fatally' to say the most. Or something.
Typical Job? Dictator of small, insignificant country
Favourite Saying? Just you wait........Mwhaha!
SR Notability Meter? Not as high as his Evil Dictator Meter, but still high
*AJ rubs his hands in glee..dictator eh? and runs off. The other 3 run at document, but 1 gets it and scroll to his analysis*
-
COOKIE MONSTER
-
An obsessive simian lover, cookie monster loves nothing more than to change ze directon of Aiai the monkey's balls. Or to be exact, ball. Or to be more exact, the course on which ze ball lies upon. He also enjoys ze odd round of golf, gliding, pool, bowling and now even rafting..all with monkies. His contributions on ze forums are generally well informed and pretty intelligent, backed up by the IQ test, and the final of our 3 test, the Monkey-MONKEY-M O N K E Y! test, which, coincidentally, checks for love of all things nearly-human, shows extremely high results. cookie monster also enjoys ze other things in life, like, zay, mammals, or, to be exact, female, so his CCCCT test showed low also. But of course, he really does prefer ze monkey, and if he could cross-species, then we at ze unnamed science laboratories would a) sponsor him and b0 not be surprised
Typical Job? Zoo keeper / experiment in laboratory / monkey ball master
Favourite Saying? Oooh-ooohh-aaaah-aaaaah (means monkey, monkey, love, nit) or bananas
SR Notability Meter? High, higher if he could stop ze damn monkey noises!
*cookie monster grabs a banana from fruit rack and bounds off. Another member, the penultimate member, steals the sheet and reads*
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INSANE BARTENDER
-
Absolutely insane, this character, as the name suggests, absolutely insane.
Priest in a local church in the day, evil Latin-speaking dictator and king of all zat is evil (just peaking Barbara Streisand and AJ). Though he seems unbreakable, and his Latin is too complicated for your average Me© to understand, he does have a weakness. In the form of...Snacky Smores, zat lovely American cereal you just love to hate. Or they love to hate. Or he loves to hate. Just waggle one of zese pieces of heaven and he iz under your command. His posts on ze forums are respectable & controversial, and his IQ demanded not to be tested, as did his sexuality or his love(or hate) of monkeys. Overall a mysterious character, fairly unchartable
Typical Job? Clown
Favourite Saying? Wrong!
SR Notability Meter? His views and thoughts are needed in yellow..honest.
*Insane Bartender walks off, silently please at the profile. Dr Grite just about manages to stand as Rosalind gets the document*
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ROSALIND
-
Rosalind, one of ze sanest forum members selected, and ze only female selected for the profiles, has made a name for herself as ze fun but serious poster, with ze intelligent posts in Life and witty replies in ze Future of Gaming forum. She manages to use her own experience well what she writes, and seems to have a high IQ, according to our test. Ze girl also passed the CCCT test, but it did show she had ze tendancies of someone...unsure...about zer...thoughts...Ze monkey test in which ze girl took showed a keen despise for ze creatures, leading to common bar room brawls in Hull, and indeed, Hull Zoo, between ze cookie monster and ze lady Rosalind. Ze only thing negative about her is her tendancy to be rather nasty, like the time when..
*Rosalind screams at Dr Gripe, rips carefully off that sentence, and reads on*
Typical Job? PhD at Hull University in a bio dept..oh...wait...
Favourite Saying? @rse, apparently, is ze saying of ze moment.
SR Notability Meter? Ze votes will be passed fairly this time, but Rosalind has one of ze biggest chances.
*Rosalind kicks Dr Gripe for his bad comments, apologises for kicking because of the good comments, and passes cookie monster, who has returned for bananas and the lil' cutie monkey in the lab*
Well...it would seem ze profiles were taken well by ze members of SR. But don't feel safe, meh furry little friends, for you are not. There may be a version (b), and when ze profiles come, you may be one of them1
Ze End
Heh, top stuff :)
Thanks guys, soory for taking so long to reply :)
Ze great!
:-D
:-D
Fuzzy wrote:
>
> *6 SR forum members burst in, after hearing about the porject*
>
> Hey, gimmes that, where's mine!
>
> *the member scans down the page, and reads*
I did that ;D
but then I read the rest too.
>
> *6 SR forum members burst in, after hearing about the porject*
>
> Hey, gimmes that, where's mine!
>
> *the member scans down the page, and reads*
I did that ;D
but then I read the rest too.
Hurru for Fuzzy.
Never have I seen the letter z used so many times in a post.
Truly a different idea, pulled off with flair.
Never have I seen the letter z used so many times in a post.
Truly a different idea, pulled off with flair.
*door opens, man sits down*
Hello. My name iz Doctor Grite, father to schroeder, and I, after being hired by Tony, schroeder, Snuggly, Darkus and ze others to find out what goes through the wacky little minds of Special Reserve members, present you with this report, with 6 of your every day humans changing into weird and wonderul characters on ze forums...well, more ze weird than ze wonderful, but you'll see for yourself soon enough. I chose 6 which would bring the more obvious of ze results, so bland folk were done away with, and I think you'll find ze lifestyles of these people are quite different from ze internet profile.
*pulls out a thick document, flicks through to a certain page*
Here is ze profiles. Yes, as remembered, they are really zat..
*6 SR forum members burst in, after hearing about the porject*
Hey, gimmes that, where's mine!
*the member scans down the page, and reads*
-
GERRID
-
Emotionally unbalanced, somewhat ze crazy member along with a certain person called Afrojoe, apparently looking for ze Wenchmobile). Generally liked, but sometimes goes rather on ze insane side, when he tried to kill cookie monster in a devlishly cunning plot. Ze plan failed, but now he has plans for bigger and better things, like swimming with dolphins, and finding ze elusive end of a rainbow. Not particularly intelligent, judging by the Sly-Guy Super-Duper Cross-Net internet IQ test, but this hasn't stopped ze boy from successfully winning roun the minds and hearts of ze other members with his literal wit and text charm. Writes ze occasional story, and ze occasional informative piece, and has glimpses of notability in ze style of which he writes
Typical Job? The nice man at the grocers
Favourite Saying? I've got BLADES, man, BLADES
SR Notability Meter? Highly if you use the toilets which cost 20p, low is you use a bush.
One Word Summary? Mad
*gerrid finishes reading, and storms off, with no good reason, as nothing bad was said..but still does*
*another member gets the book, whilst the other 4 hold down Doctor Grite, or as they call him, Doctor Sh...*
-
GRIX THRAVES
-
A member, who, from newbieness, was a tortured soul. All ze regulars laughed and a joked at him, whilst he typed there, all alone. His IQ, using ze afore mentioned test, was ze highest of the lot, but due to popular demand, we also gave him...The Camp Counting Collaborator Controller..thing, and it showed ze particular member was the most likely to "get it on" as they say, with ze member, SHEEPY. His posts are witty, but zey are also serious as ze same time, making for ze best reads on the forums. Found often on the street corners that are ze Life forum, he brings hope to those in despair, and despair to those in hope, with his heart touching yet similarly depressing poems. Already having been peed on by ze wonderful folk of SR, it would seem Grix has been, is ze and would be ze perfect notable.
Typical Job? Writer of game storylines (RPG's probably, big deep things ;))
Favourite Saying? The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming train
SR Notability Meter? Very high, considering he already has been graced.
One Word Summary? Mixed-Up (theres ze hyphen, dammit, ze hyphen!)
*Grix agrees with all said, and writes some poetry about the beans he had for linch, and the hilarious consequences, whilst the 3rd member steals the page and reads about themselve*
-
AFROJOE
-
Partner in crime with gerrid, on a quest to find ze Wenchmobile, is this character, AfroJoe, or AJ for short. The name suggests his real name is Joe. And he has an afro. But ze further investigation reveals his real name is Tim and he lives in Keith, Scotland. With no afro. Quite a downer for the fans we talked to about him. One anonymous fan, called DW, said he was "great fun to be around with", but afterwards told us "he kill us all if he had the chances". His IQ proved to be average, and his CCCCT proved to be low. His posts, though few are long, are excellent when zey are, and his reviews, another strong point, show he has ze writing talent of a notable. As mentioned, he is from Scotland, so that would have to be taken into consideration, with SHEEPY joining in discussions, but we fear if given the power is would be used 'irresponsibly' to say ze least. 'Fatally' to say the most. Or something.
Typical Job? Dictator of small, insignificant country
Favourite Saying? Just you wait........Mwhaha!
SR Notability Meter? Not as high as his Evil Dictator Meter, but still high
*AJ rubs his hands in glee..dictator eh? and runs off. The other 3 run at document, but 1 gets it and scroll to his analysis*
-
COOKIE MONSTER
-
An obsessive simian lover, cookie monster loves nothing more than to change ze directon of Aiai the monkey's balls. Or to be exact, ball. Or to be more exact, the course on which ze ball lies upon. He also enjoys ze odd round of golf, gliding, pool, bowling and now even rafting..all with monkies. His contributions on ze forums are generally well informed and pretty intelligent, backed up by the IQ test, and the final of our 3 test, the Monkey-MONKEY-M O N K E Y! test, which, coincidentally, checks for love of all things nearly-human, shows extremely high results. cookie monster also enjoys ze other things in life, like, zay, mammals, or, to be exact, female, so his CCCCT test showed low also. But of course, he really does prefer ze monkey, and if he could cross-species, then we at ze unnamed science laboratories would a) sponsor him and b0 not be surprised
Typical Job? Zoo keeper / experiment in laboratory / monkey ball master
Favourite Saying? Oooh-ooohh-aaaah-aaaaah (means monkey, monkey, love, nit) or bananas
SR Notability Meter? High, higher if he could stop ze damn monkey noises!
*cookie monster grabs a banana from fruit rack and bounds off. Another member, the penultimate member, steals the sheet and reads*
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INSANE BARTENDER
-
Absolutely insane, this character, as the name suggests, absolutely insane.
Priest in a local church in the day, evil Latin-speaking dictator and king of all zat is evil (just peaking Barbara Streisand and AJ). Though he seems unbreakable, and his Latin is too complicated for your average Me© to understand, he does have a weakness. In the form of...Snacky Smores, zat lovely American cereal you just love to hate. Or they love to hate. Or he loves to hate. Just waggle one of zese pieces of heaven and he iz under your command. His posts on ze forums are respectable & controversial, and his IQ demanded not to be tested, as did his sexuality or his love(or hate) of monkeys. Overall a mysterious character, fairly unchartable
Typical Job? Clown
Favourite Saying? Wrong!
SR Notability Meter? His views and thoughts are needed in yellow..honest.
*Insane Bartender walks off, silently please at the profile. Dr Grite just about manages to stand as Rosalind gets the document*
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ROSALIND
-
Rosalind, one of ze sanest forum members selected, and ze only female selected for the profiles, has made a name for herself as ze fun but serious poster, with ze intelligent posts in Life and witty replies in ze Future of Gaming forum. She manages to use her own experience well what she writes, and seems to have a high IQ, according to our test. Ze girl also passed the CCCT test, but it did show she had ze tendancies of someone...unsure...about zer...thoughts...Ze monkey test in which ze girl took showed a keen despise for ze creatures, leading to common bar room brawls in Hull, and indeed, Hull Zoo, between ze cookie monster and ze lady Rosalind. Ze only thing negative about her is her tendancy to be rather nasty, like the time when..
*Rosalind screams at Dr Gripe, rips carefully off that sentence, and reads on*
Typical Job? PhD at Hull University in a bio dept..oh...wait...
Favourite Saying? @rse, apparently, is ze saying of ze moment.
SR Notability Meter? Ze votes will be passed fairly this time, but Rosalind has one of ze biggest chances.
*Rosalind kicks Dr Gripe for his bad comments, apologises for kicking because of the good comments, and passes cookie monster, who has returned for bananas and the lil' cutie monkey in the lab*
Well...it would seem ze profiles were taken well by ze members of SR. But don't feel safe, meh furry little friends, for you are not. There may be a version (b), and when ze profiles come, you may be one of them1
Ze End
Hello. My name iz Doctor Grite, father to schroeder, and I, after being hired by Tony, schroeder, Snuggly, Darkus and ze others to find out what goes through the wacky little minds of Special Reserve members, present you with this report, with 6 of your every day humans changing into weird and wonderul characters on ze forums...well, more ze weird than ze wonderful, but you'll see for yourself soon enough. I chose 6 which would bring the more obvious of ze results, so bland folk were done away with, and I think you'll find ze lifestyles of these people are quite different from ze internet profile.
*pulls out a thick document, flicks through to a certain page*
Here is ze profiles. Yes, as remembered, they are really zat..
*6 SR forum members burst in, after hearing about the porject*
Hey, gimmes that, where's mine!
*the member scans down the page, and reads*
-
GERRID
-
Emotionally unbalanced, somewhat ze crazy member along with a certain person called Afrojoe, apparently looking for ze Wenchmobile). Generally liked, but sometimes goes rather on ze insane side, when he tried to kill cookie monster in a devlishly cunning plot. Ze plan failed, but now he has plans for bigger and better things, like swimming with dolphins, and finding ze elusive end of a rainbow. Not particularly intelligent, judging by the Sly-Guy Super-Duper Cross-Net internet IQ test, but this hasn't stopped ze boy from successfully winning roun the minds and hearts of ze other members with his literal wit and text charm. Writes ze occasional story, and ze occasional informative piece, and has glimpses of notability in ze style of which he writes
Typical Job? The nice man at the grocers
Favourite Saying? I've got BLADES, man, BLADES
SR Notability Meter? Highly if you use the toilets which cost 20p, low is you use a bush.
One Word Summary? Mad
*gerrid finishes reading, and storms off, with no good reason, as nothing bad was said..but still does*
*another member gets the book, whilst the other 4 hold down Doctor Grite, or as they call him, Doctor Sh...*
-
GRIX THRAVES
-
A member, who, from newbieness, was a tortured soul. All ze regulars laughed and a joked at him, whilst he typed there, all alone. His IQ, using ze afore mentioned test, was ze highest of the lot, but due to popular demand, we also gave him...The Camp Counting Collaborator Controller..thing, and it showed ze particular member was the most likely to "get it on" as they say, with ze member, SHEEPY. His posts are witty, but zey are also serious as ze same time, making for ze best reads on the forums. Found often on the street corners that are ze Life forum, he brings hope to those in despair, and despair to those in hope, with his heart touching yet similarly depressing poems. Already having been peed on by ze wonderful folk of SR, it would seem Grix has been, is ze and would be ze perfect notable.
Typical Job? Writer of game storylines (RPG's probably, big deep things ;))
Favourite Saying? The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming train
SR Notability Meter? Very high, considering he already has been graced.
One Word Summary? Mixed-Up (theres ze hyphen, dammit, ze hyphen!)
*Grix agrees with all said, and writes some poetry about the beans he had for linch, and the hilarious consequences, whilst the 3rd member steals the page and reads about themselve*
-
AFROJOE
-
Partner in crime with gerrid, on a quest to find ze Wenchmobile, is this character, AfroJoe, or AJ for short. The name suggests his real name is Joe. And he has an afro. But ze further investigation reveals his real name is Tim and he lives in Keith, Scotland. With no afro. Quite a downer for the fans we talked to about him. One anonymous fan, called DW, said he was "great fun to be around with", but afterwards told us "he kill us all if he had the chances". His IQ proved to be average, and his CCCCT proved to be low. His posts, though few are long, are excellent when zey are, and his reviews, another strong point, show he has ze writing talent of a notable. As mentioned, he is from Scotland, so that would have to be taken into consideration, with SHEEPY joining in discussions, but we fear if given the power is would be used 'irresponsibly' to say ze least. 'Fatally' to say the most. Or something.
Typical Job? Dictator of small, insignificant country
Favourite Saying? Just you wait........Mwhaha!
SR Notability Meter? Not as high as his Evil Dictator Meter, but still high
*AJ rubs his hands in glee..dictator eh? and runs off. The other 3 run at document, but 1 gets it and scroll to his analysis*
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COOKIE MONSTER
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An obsessive simian lover, cookie monster loves nothing more than to change ze directon of Aiai the monkey's balls. Or to be exact, ball. Or to be more exact, the course on which ze ball lies upon. He also enjoys ze odd round of golf, gliding, pool, bowling and now even rafting..all with monkies. His contributions on ze forums are generally well informed and pretty intelligent, backed up by the IQ test, and the final of our 3 test, the Monkey-MONKEY-M O N K E Y! test, which, coincidentally, checks for love of all things nearly-human, shows extremely high results. cookie monster also enjoys ze other things in life, like, zay, mammals, or, to be exact, female, so his CCCCT test showed low also. But of course, he really does prefer ze monkey, and if he could cross-species, then we at ze unnamed science laboratories would a) sponsor him and b0 not be surprised
Typical Job? Zoo keeper / experiment in laboratory / monkey ball master
Favourite Saying? Oooh-ooohh-aaaah-aaaaah (means monkey, monkey, love, nit) or bananas
SR Notability Meter? High, higher if he could stop ze damn monkey noises!
*cookie monster grabs a banana from fruit rack and bounds off. Another member, the penultimate member, steals the sheet and reads*
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INSANE BARTENDER
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Absolutely insane, this character, as the name suggests, absolutely insane.
Priest in a local church in the day, evil Latin-speaking dictator and king of all zat is evil (just peaking Barbara Streisand and AJ). Though he seems unbreakable, and his Latin is too complicated for your average Me© to understand, he does have a weakness. In the form of...Snacky Smores, zat lovely American cereal you just love to hate. Or they love to hate. Or he loves to hate. Just waggle one of zese pieces of heaven and he iz under your command. His posts on ze forums are respectable & controversial, and his IQ demanded not to be tested, as did his sexuality or his love(or hate) of monkeys. Overall a mysterious character, fairly unchartable
Typical Job? Clown
Favourite Saying? Wrong!
SR Notability Meter? His views and thoughts are needed in yellow..honest.
*Insane Bartender walks off, silently please at the profile. Dr Grite just about manages to stand as Rosalind gets the document*
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ROSALIND
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Rosalind, one of ze sanest forum members selected, and ze only female selected for the profiles, has made a name for herself as ze fun but serious poster, with ze intelligent posts in Life and witty replies in ze Future of Gaming forum. She manages to use her own experience well what she writes, and seems to have a high IQ, according to our test. Ze girl also passed the CCCT test, but it did show she had ze tendancies of someone...unsure...about zer...thoughts...Ze monkey test in which ze girl took showed a keen despise for ze creatures, leading to common bar room brawls in Hull, and indeed, Hull Zoo, between ze cookie monster and ze lady Rosalind. Ze only thing negative about her is her tendancy to be rather nasty, like the time when..
*Rosalind screams at Dr Gripe, rips carefully off that sentence, and reads on*
Typical Job? PhD at Hull University in a bio dept..oh...wait...
Favourite Saying? @rse, apparently, is ze saying of ze moment.
SR Notability Meter? Ze votes will be passed fairly this time, but Rosalind has one of ze biggest chances.
*Rosalind kicks Dr Gripe for his bad comments, apologises for kicking because of the good comments, and passes cookie monster, who has returned for bananas and the lil' cutie monkey in the lab*
Well...it would seem ze profiles were taken well by ze members of SR. But don't feel safe, meh furry little friends, for you are not. There may be a version (b), and when ze profiles come, you may be one of them1
Ze End