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"Parody...Thinkin' about your GAD Prize..."

Well, you can't say you didn't ask for it!

To the tune of My Doorbell (White Stripes)
And yes, there is a Wav file, but I can't host it anywhere.


I'm thinkin' about your GAD prize
When ya gonna win it, when ya gonna win it
Yeah, I'm thinkin' about your GAD prize
When ya gonna win it, when ya gonna win it
Yeah, I'm thinkin' about your GAD prize
When ya gonna win it, when ya gonna win it
yeah, I been thinkin' about your GAD prize

Oh, well

Well writing a whole lot of topics
But not winning them’s bad, I know.
And been going to great lengths to post them
I respect the art of the show
Think ‘bout what you say out load
And while you're at it make it sparkly too.
Winnin’s what ya gonna do now, whatcha gonna do about it?

I'm thinkin' about your GAD prize
When ya gonna win it, when ya gonna win it
Yeah, I'm thinkin' about your GAD prize
When ya gonna win it, when ya gonna win it oh
I'm thinkin' about your GAD prize
When ya gonna win it, when ya gonna win it
Yeah, I been thinkin' about your GAD prize

Oh, yeah

You always seem to come around
With a topic and make a sound
You always seem to come around
Why not win and make us proud?

Oh, well

Make a post and I'll make you feel right
Right at home, yeah
Yeah, right at home, yeah

Nobody got yesterday’s?
But how come it's so hard to you
You know it's like so unfair sometimes
But your words seem to make no use
But then again I know you try harder
And you tell me you want to win
But you don’t need millions of posts
You got plenty of the good ones
They're all be winning.

And I've been thinkin' about your GAD prize
When they gonna win it, when they gonna win it
Yeah, I've been thinkin' about the GAD prize
When they gonna win it, when they gonna win it oh
I've been thinkin' about the GAD prize
When they gonna win it, when they gonna win it
Yeah, I been thinkin' about the GAD prize

Oh, well

You always seem to come around
With a topic and make a sound
You always seem to come around
Why not win and make us proud?

Oh, well

Make a post and you’ll win it outright
Right at home
Right at home

I'm thinkin' about your GAD prize
When ya gonna win it, when ya gonna win it
I'm thinkin' about your GAD prize
When ya gonna win it, when ya gonna win it
Yeah, I'm thinkin' about your GAD prize
When ya gonna win it, when ya gonna win it
Yeah, I been thinkin' about your GAD prize
And when you're gonna win it, when you're gonna win it

I'm thinkin' about your GAD prize
When ya gonna win it, when ya gonna win it
Yeah, I'm thinkin' about your GAD prize

Oh, oh well

What with it being half term, I've not had much time.

And work doesn't help either!

But I've not forgot.

Very good Nin. Now Meka, any word on your retort?

Nice Nin. Very nice.

Can i play too?

In the dark quiet nightime, boredom in my brain
I went looking for something, to keep me entertained
And after random google searching, I found my guiding light
I couldn’t be bothered looking anymore
This will do for tonight
So I looked around
To my life I said farewell
And I was thinking to at that time,
'This could be Heaven or I'll be flamed to Hell'
So I signed up while wary, thinking all would be away
The insomniacs were on at 4am,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the Hotel Free-ee-ola
Such a quiet space
And an empty place
Plenty of room at the Hotel Free-ee-ola
Any time of year, you can find us here

We’ve been here a long time, only some of us are friends
We got a lot of long long threads, that I can recommend
A fire in a barnyard, the WLT quartet.
Some post to remember, some left to forget

So PB emailed up the owners,
'Where the hell is my GAD'
They said, 'We haven't had them delivered yet,
Royal mail service is so bad'
And still he’s waiting, eternally for his prize,
He’d realise Kawada stole it
If he’d only opened his eyes

Welcome to the Hotel Free-ee-ola
Such a quiet space
And an empty place
We’re spamming it up at the Hotel Free-ee-ola
What a nice surprise, all the girls and guys

Bingo in the evening,
Some ba**ards won it twice
You’ll stay well clear of the devils game, if you take my advice
And in the bowels of Freeola,
A new game was devised
This game is going to steal your soul
If its to feed Tony, I wont be suprised

Last thing I remember, I was
getting kind of bored
I had to find the way off the site
To the life i had before
'Relax,' said the posters
’You gotta do what you believe
Stop posting any time you like,
but you can never leave!’

This isn't over, by the way - I'll be back, maybe later today, maybe next week, but, just to confirm - it isn't over... ;o)

and I answer your "You Don't Know What Love Is" with my "Conquest"

GAAAAD-Post-
He was out to make a GAD Post
Didn't care what harm was done
Just as long as he won
The prize

GAAAAD-Post
It was just another GAD Post
Didn't care whose ears were broke
By making a parody joke
'til he got the thread replies.

And then in the strange way things happen
The roles were reversed from that day
The parody became the parodied
The parodied became the flame

GAAAAD-Post
We don’t know who made the GAD Post
No-one’s won yet with a song
But we’re both trying all along
Till we finally make a GAD post

Ahh ahh ahh ahhhhh
Oooh oooooohh oohhhh

And then in the strange way things happen
The roles were reversed from that day
The parody became the parodied
The parodied became the flame

GAAAAD-Post
We don’t know who made the GAD Post
No-one’s won yet with a song
But we’re both trying all along
Till we finally make a GAD post

Hahahah!

Meka, you always make me laugh. Right, that's a challenge...

I see your "Thinking About Your Doorbell" parody, and raise you one "You Don't Know What Love Is" parody answer-back song!

In some respects
I suspect you've got a more creative side
In the creative writing forum
You seldom run and hide
But when it comes to parody songs
That's not what you wanna do
Until I realize that you've realized
I'm gonna write these words for you

You don't know what a tune is
And you're hurting my ears
Just as child of ten might write
Worse than all my fears
You're not hopeless or helpless
And I hate to sound bad
But you don't know what a tune is...
And you won't win a GAD

I can see you're a man
Cant help but win an occasional prize
But in my mind you just won't learn
If we never criticize
So forgive me for saying
You're so much better than this
Until you admit we deserve better
I'll give the parodies a miss

You don't know what a tune is
And you're hurting my ears
Just as child of ten might write
Worse than all my fears
You're not hopeless or helpless
And I hate to sound bad
But you don't know what a tune is...
But you don't know what a tune is...
No you don't know what a tune is
No you don't know what a tune is

And you won't win GAD
No you won't win a GAD
Yeah

;o)

pb wrote:

> heh. Call it my attempt at getting other people to attempt an
> attempt at GAD.

I must have a go at another attempt.

My last one was new years eve last year, getting on for a year now :(

*waits for the audio version*.... :p