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"What do you say to a scouser with a job ?"

Big Mac please.







* I'll get me coat *

Smercules!?
You have returned. Hurru!
Love the name pal.

Miserableman wrote:
> A guy pulls up in his car by his friend who's walking along. The guys
> car is covered in mud, grass and blood.
>
> "What happened to your car?!" his friend exclaimed.
>
> "I just ran over a scouser!" said the guy.
>
> "So what about about the mud and grass everywhere?" said his
> friend.
>
> "Well, he tried to escape through the park."


LOL, classy.

Heh, some good jokes there.

A guy pulls up in his car by his friend who's walking along. The guys car is covered in mud, grass and blood.

"What happened to your car?!" his friend exclaimed.

"I just ran over a scouser!" said the guy.

"So what about about the mud and grass everywhere?" said his friend.

"Well, he tried to escape through the park."



Plus

Why should you never knock a scouser off his bike?

It's probably yours

Insane Bartender wrote:
> remember that scouse woman who won Gladiator a few years back, and won
> a brand new 4x4?
>
> She had to sell it because there wasn't a single insurance company
> willing to insure it.
>
> A brand new car. A 4x4. A woman driver.
>
> Hardly even had to be in Liverpool really did it?~

Lol, realises it entirely sexist, lol.

AbsoluT Neó wrote:

Heh..

and i'll have some fries with that Expletive Deleted :P
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You bunch of wa---rs :P

*Doesn't know what else to say*

Erm...yeah, what I said earlier; 'tis all true.

remember that scouse woman who won Gladiator a few years back, and won a brand new 4x4?

She had to sell it because there wasn't a single insurance company willing to insure it.

A brand new car. A 4x4. A woman driver.

Hardly even had to be in Liverpool really did it?

Talking about cars in Liverpool...

All the nice expensive cars are up on bricks whilst the fiesta's and Nova's mysteriously have expensive alloys

odd!

why do cars in liverpool have sport steering wheels?



So you can drive with handcuffs on.

:-) Nice one, I had a load of scouser jokes before but Ive forgetten most of them....

um...

What do you say to a scouser with a wide screen TV?

You're under arrest..

I had more, but, they've gone. damn.