Viewing Thread:
"~~The Night After Christmas~~"

It’s the night after Christmas
The house was a glow
And not a creature was steering
Except maybe er-no

He was on the forums
He was talking to HalloHowArtThou
They spoke while awaiting
The appearance of Drunk Cow

Drunk Cow is a saint
That comes once a year
He sneaks in your house
And leaves you some gear

From GameCube to X-Box
And games that are new
You wish hard enough
And he’ll give it to you

Er-no got off the forums
Then he hid in some cloths
To catch a glimpse
Of Drunk Cow from head to toes

He waited almost all night
And no one had come
Then out of nowhere, he arrived
With his gear that was sure to bring fun

Er-no took a peek
Just to see him
His face was so handsome
Being that pretty is a sin!

Drunk Cow put a GameCube
Under er-no’s tree
But then er-no came out
For Drunk Cow’s eyes to see

“What are you doing!!!”
Er-no said
“That is not what I wished for!”
“Were you dropped on your head”

“I wished for a PS2”
“Not for that”
“Santa’s so much better than you”
“You’re not even fat”

Drunk Cow opened his mouth
“I should throw you in a hole”
“I make mistakes too”
“I should give you only coal”

Er-no was outraged
“Shut it you fool”
I’m going to beat you up
This is going to be cool

Drunk Cow giggled
“I laugh at your site”
“You will never defeat me”
“But I’ll still give you a fight”

Er-no charged up a punch
But he missed Drunk Cow badly
Drunk Cow shook his head
“Now I know you’re no challenge, sadly”

“Lets choose one weapon”
“Because I see you’re bored”
Er-no spoke out suddenly
Then took out a sword

Drunk Cow took out a game disc
Er-no said “O….K”
Drunk Cow seemed confident
Then replied “To-Shay”

Drunk Cow throws his disc at him
And the impact made him faint
“Ha, next time you know
Not to mess with a saint”

Drunk Cow had wasted
So much time on er-no
He left to his next destination
Which happened to be the SR Co.

When Er-no woke up
He quickly called his friend Maury
Because on his bed was a PS2
And a note reading “I’m Sorry”


See if you wish hard enough
Starting right about now
You just might get a gift
From the old……Drunk Cow.





Drunk
(hoped you like this as much as I liked typing it)

Great post Drunk Cow.

Colourless wrote:
> Much better than Pschotkiller's rhyming.
>
> A good cherry christmas poem.

:o :o :o! i appreciate the Compliment Colour..

Azul²°°² wrote:
> Great stuff DC!
> I liked the PS2 bit (you're not even fat - teehee)
> One thing, it's Touche, with ne of those gay things above the 'e' that
> Tom has. :-D
> *mumble* Silly Americans *mumble*


From 1 to confused in under 10 seconds...

El Blokey wrote:
> Didn't quite fit the song sometimes, though. And it's in the wrong
> forum.
>
> Apart from that...*thumbs up* quite good.

Yep, a saint that gives out PS2's and other game related stuff has nothing to do with the future of gaming. I feel so very dissapointed in myself now.:-\

Great stuff DC!
I liked the PS2 bit (you're not even fat - teehee)
One thing, it's Touche, with ne of those gay things above the 'e' that Tom has. :-D
*mumble* Silly Americans *mumble*

Didn't quite fit the song sometimes, though. And it's in the wrong forum.

Apart from that...*thumbs up* quite good.

Psychotickiller's i mean...........

Much better than Pschotkiller's rhyming.

A good cherry christmas poem.

Yeah, it was great DC.
It reminds me of the time I visited the Gold Saucer and met Cait Sith for the first time.
Thats how I feel now. All kinda tingley. Ooooooh.

HalloHowArtThou wrote:
> I got into it!! wow.`

I no, even when I read it back to myself I felt alittle tingly feeling as if Ireallyliked it. Wowerz!:-0