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It will stay next to my TV and play games WHEN I TELL IT TO and will stop playing games WHEN I SAY SO!
If it even thinks about anarchy and doing it's own thing then I shall castrate it's handle,...
**listening consoles wince**
... permanently ban it from connecting with other consoles!,...
**an "ooooh!" is heard from fightened consoles**
... and paint it a horrible colour!
**there is a gurgled cry as the Xbox throws up it's hardrive and the PS2 pales (and that is something when a black console turns white).**
That's what happens to consoles who mis behave in my house!
**"Thank god he doesn't plan to buy us too..." gasps a horrified Xbox...**