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As many of you know, Medal of Honour: Allied Assault is sweeping America as a big hit, but here's the terrible scene in a specially-designated institute for disorders such as this...The Medal of Honour: Allied Assault Mental Institute!
A man in a straight jacket walks down the hall to a reception hatch, he is clearly insane from the outset.
"I'd like to section myself into this institute for playing and liking Daikatana!", says the madman to a nurse.
"Ok, you can go straight in....NEXT!", replies the nurse.
Shaneo walks up to the desk with a rope dragging three bodies in straight jackets along the floor.
"I'd like to section these three miss, their obsession for Medal Of Honour has grown too large and I consider them to be mentally unstable.", states Shaneo.
"Names Please?", asks the nurse.
"Goatboy, Grix Thraves and Rasta Billy Skank", answers Shaneo.
The nurse says, "One moment please. HEY, WE GOT THEM! SOME GUY CALLED SHANEO BROUGHT THEM IN!"
"I hate to section people into this place, but most of the people in these forums need to go in here, including myself!"
Goatboy gets down beside the desk, pretending to hold a gun.
"COVERING FIRE!!! TER TER TER TER! Let's move, c'mon, go go go!", announces Shaneo.
Goatboy is immediatly dragged away kicking and screaming in the jacket.
"No! Please! NO! Get the hell off this damn beach! We're gonna die down here!", screams Shaneo, as some bullets fly past him at lightning-like speed.
Goatboy, Grix Thraves and Rasta Billy Skank follow.
The End!
A man in a straight jacket walks down the hall to a reception hatch, he is clearly insane from the outset.
"I'd like to section myself into this institute for playing and liking Daikatana!", says the madman to a nurse.
"Ok, you can go straight in....NEXT!", replies the nurse.
Shaneo walks up to the desk with a rope dragging three bodies in straight jackets along the floor.
"I'd like to section these three miss, their obsession for Medal Of Honour has grown too large and I consider them to be mentally unstable.", states Shaneo.
"Names Please?", asks the nurse.
"Goatboy, Grix Thraves and Rasta Billy Skank", answers Shaneo.
The nurse says, "One moment please. HEY, WE GOT THEM! SOME GUY CALLED SHANEO BROUGHT THEM IN!"
"I hate to section people into this place, but most of the people in these forums need to go in here, including myself!"
Goatboy gets down beside the desk, pretending to hold a gun.
"COVERING FIRE!!! TER TER TER TER! Let's move, c'mon, go go go!", announces Shaneo.
Goatboy is immediatly dragged away kicking and screaming in the jacket.
"No! Please! NO! Get the hell off this damn beach! We're gonna die down here!", screams Shaneo, as some bullets fly past him at lightning-like speed.
Goatboy, Grix Thraves and Rasta Billy Skank follow.
The End!
I got the game of a friend who must have got it imported.
CJC wrote:
> I have this game!!! It's amazing.
Have I just been sleeping under a damn rock? As far as I was concerned, MOH:AA was a few weeks away from release. When did it come out? I just asumed that Goatboy had a beta version or something. Thanks.
> I have this game!!! It's amazing.
Have I just been sleeping under a damn rock? As far as I was concerned, MOH:AA was a few weeks away from release. When did it come out? I just asumed that Goatboy had a beta version or something. Thanks.
I have this game!!! It's amazing.
MoJoJoJo wrote:
> Rak, I already sent them your details. They'll be breaking down your door
> sometime this weekend
Well, expect it in about 40 seconds. We shouldn't be hearing from Rakuga any time soon. Ciao my friend!
> Rak, I already sent them your details. They'll be breaking down your door
> sometime this weekend
Well, expect it in about 40 seconds. We shouldn't be hearing from Rakuga any time soon. Ciao my friend!
Rak, I already sent them your details. They'll be breaking down your door sometime this weekend
I want medal of honour. Can't go on without it. Nothing to play..... want it. Check me in please.
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As many of you know, Medal of Honour: Allied Assault is sweeping America as a big hit, but here's the terrible scene in a specially-designated institute for disorders such as this...The Medal of Honour: Allied Assault Mental Institute!
A man in a straight jacket walks down the hall to a reception hatch, he is clearly insane from the outset.
"I'd like to section myself into this institute for playing and liking Daikatana!", says the madman to a nurse.
"Ok, you can go straight in....NEXT!", replies the nurse.
Shaneo walks up to the desk with a rope dragging three bodies in straight jackets along the floor.
"I'd like to section these three miss, their obsession for Medal Of Honour has grown too large and I consider them to be mentally unstable.", states Shaneo.
"Names Please?", asks the nurse.
"Goatboy, Grix Thraves and Rasta Billy Skank", answers Shaneo.
The nurse says, "One moment please. HEY, WE GOT THEM! SOME GUY CALLED SHANEO BROUGHT THEM IN!"
"I hate to section people into this place, but most of the people in these forums need to go in here, including myself!"
Goatboy gets down beside the desk, pretending to hold a gun.
"COVERING FIRE!!! TER TER TER TER! Let's move, c'mon, go go go!", announces Shaneo.
Goatboy is immediatly dragged away kicking and screaming in the jacket.
"No! Please! NO! Get the hell off this damn beach! We're gonna die down here!", screams Shaneo, as some bullets fly past him at lightning-like speed.
Goatboy, Grix Thraves and Rasta Billy Skank follow.
The End!
A man in a straight jacket walks down the hall to a reception hatch, he is clearly insane from the outset.
"I'd like to section myself into this institute for playing and liking Daikatana!", says the madman to a nurse.
"Ok, you can go straight in....NEXT!", replies the nurse.
Shaneo walks up to the desk with a rope dragging three bodies in straight jackets along the floor.
"I'd like to section these three miss, their obsession for Medal Of Honour has grown too large and I consider them to be mentally unstable.", states Shaneo.
"Names Please?", asks the nurse.
"Goatboy, Grix Thraves and Rasta Billy Skank", answers Shaneo.
The nurse says, "One moment please. HEY, WE GOT THEM! SOME GUY CALLED SHANEO BROUGHT THEM IN!"
"I hate to section people into this place, but most of the people in these forums need to go in here, including myself!"
Goatboy gets down beside the desk, pretending to hold a gun.
"COVERING FIRE!!! TER TER TER TER! Let's move, c'mon, go go go!", announces Shaneo.
Goatboy is immediatly dragged away kicking and screaming in the jacket.
"No! Please! NO! Get the hell off this damn beach! We're gonna die down here!", screams Shaneo, as some bullets fly past him at lightning-like speed.
Goatboy, Grix Thraves and Rasta Billy Skank follow.
The End!