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"A little song for the coming war...."

This song has to be sung to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands".

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky, Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions, Bomb Iraq.

It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
Cos its all the proof I need, Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your Dad), Bomb Iraq.

If your corporate fraud is growin, bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin, bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding ain't that easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy, Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason, Bomb Iraq.

Great! This is so funny I think I might wet myself.



Whoops. I did.

Funny because as it's been said before these are probably the reasons that there going to war. Sad but posibaly to be true

LMFAO at this
Very very funny

I will forgive you if you read this

http://ukchatforums.reserve.co.uk/display_messages.php? !SPACEICLE! threadid=69522&forumid=416

(They won't even notice, huggle.)

My gf was telling me the lines and I wrote them out - I just added a few obvious lines that went well. Sorry if theres something similar around.

I think i remember it also being posted here not long ago too...

Savatt78 wrote:
> A combo of me and my gf wrote it - then we sent it out to our friends.
>
> :-) I thought I'd post it on here too. ;-))


http://www.second-string.com/

Savatt78 wrote:

> If the terrorists are frisky,
> Pakistan is looking shifty,
> North Korea is too risky, Bomb Iraq.

It's funny because it's so so true.

Azul wrote:
> I somehow think you didn't, seeing how as I read it a year ago.....

Yeah, my friend sent it to me over and over. It got well annoying.

It's not really even THAT funny.

I somehow think you didn't, seeing how as I read it a year ago.....