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Due to the up and coming release of Xbox Live, and thus the release of the ever popular Hlaf-Life Modifaction: Counter-strike, i have decided to take a little time out of my busy life to describe some of the different types of CS players you will most likely encounter. I will give some stats for each one and small details where needed.
Class: "n00b" - Thats newbie to average player
Most often found: Around their own base
Most likely to say: "How do i buy a gun?"
Kill/Death Ratio: 0/16
Favorate Gun: Para "its the most expensive, it must be the best"
Most likely to be named: "Player(1)" or "DeathBringer2000" or "EmiN3m"
Class: "Pro" - Thats 'loser' to the average player
Most often found: In the middle of the fight clearing 3 or 4 enemies in one clip
Most likely to say: "You're such a n00b!!"
Kill/Death ration: 52/2
Favorate Gun: AK-47 or M4A1 - More annoying breeds of the "Pro" choose One shot kill sniper rifles.
Most likely name: [MAOPPD]Neo[SOSukUAYEE]
Class: "Camper" - Thats 'Not him again!!' to the average player.
Most often found: On top of a roof/building with sights set on a doorway.
Most Likely to say: "Camping is a tactic!" or "I was only there for a few seconds"
Kill/death ratio: 10/0 for the first few rounds. 10/18 once people work out where he has been hiding.
Favorate Gun: Artic Warfare Magnum (the one shot kill sniper rifle)
Most likely name: "SilentWolf" or "Im_not_camping_Honest"
Class: "P***y"
Most often found: Hiding behind the rest of the team, hoping to pick off a kill in the aftermath of the battle.
Most Likely to say: "How much health did you have after i hit you that time?"
Kill/Death ratio: 5/8 He/she neither gets many kills or deaths
Favorate Gun: P90 or UMP
Most likely named: "Cyril Mcgee III"
Class: "Lagged out player" - Thats 'the guy you knife as you walk passed' to the average player.
Most often found: Hovering and shaking in his base half-way through a death animation
Most often to say: "Wait a sec, just gotta reconnect" or "............"
Kill/death ratio: 10/10
Favorate gun: N/A ..... is normally in windows sorting out settings
Most Likely named: "Nil" or ".....Has left the game"
Class: "The Grenadier" - Thats 'the ******* that keeps blinding' to the average player.
Most often found: Running back to the buy zone to restock his/her grenades.
Most likely to say: "Watch out, im throwing !ANOTHER! grenade."
Kill/death ratio: 15/14 - Pretty average player that gets multiple kills of blinded crews.
Favorate gun: AK-47 or M4A1, 2 flash bangs, 1 HE grenade and 1 smoke gren.
Most Likely named: "GunsR4Pussies" or "grenadier123" <-- i dunno LOL
Class: "The H4x0r" - Thats 'the cheater' to the average player.
Most often found: Miraculously in the other teams base 4 seconds after the round begins
Most likely to say: "It's not cheating, it's skill... that i get headshots everysingle time i fire my gun..... over... and over again... LOOK OVER THERE!! *leaves server*
Kill/death ratio: 846/0
Favorate gun: Any.... they all hit you in the head!
Most likey named: "[CHE]AnT[ER]" or "Im_a_newbie"
Class: "The average player" - Thats 'me' to the average player
Most often found: Peeking round corners cautiously, hoping to shot someone from behind.
Most likely to say: "You ****ing *******!!!!!"
Kill/death ratio: Either 8/15 if playing bad.. or 18/8 if playing good.
Favorate gun: MP5 Navy... Ak-47/M4A1 if affordable.
Most likely named: "Tommy_Gun" or "Dick_Dangerous"
Class: "The Joker" - Thats 'the annoying ***** to the average player
Most often found: Throwing a flashBang into a group of his/her own team. Or standing still while they sing into their microphone.
Most likely to say: "HEY GUYS, LOOK AT THIS!!"
Kill/death ratio: 0/1 <-- the one death is when a team member decides enough is enough. BLAM! into his dome!
Most likely named: "Im_Just_KE-RAZEEE" or "N E 1 4 A BJ" tee hee hee
So, which one are you?
If you've never played before... then which one do you think you would be.
Also, if you think youre niether, write your own class here... lets see if i can recognise you on the field of play.
Class: "n00b" - Thats newbie to average player
Most often found: Around their own base
Most likely to say: "How do i buy a gun?"
Kill/Death Ratio: 0/16
Favorate Gun: Para "its the most expensive, it must be the best"
Most likely to be named: "Player(1)" or "DeathBringer2000" or "EmiN3m"
Class: "Pro" - Thats 'loser' to the average player
Most often found: In the middle of the fight clearing 3 or 4 enemies in one clip
Most likely to say: "You're such a n00b!!"
Kill/Death ration: 52/2
Favorate Gun: AK-47 or M4A1 - More annoying breeds of the "Pro" choose One shot kill sniper rifles.
Most likely name: [MAOPPD]Neo[SOSukUAYEE]
Class: "Camper" - Thats 'Not him again!!' to the average player.
Most often found: On top of a roof/building with sights set on a doorway.
Most Likely to say: "Camping is a tactic!" or "I was only there for a few seconds"
Kill/death ratio: 10/0 for the first few rounds. 10/18 once people work out where he has been hiding.
Favorate Gun: Artic Warfare Magnum (the one shot kill sniper rifle)
Most likely name: "SilentWolf" or "Im_not_camping_Honest"
Class: "P***y"
Most often found: Hiding behind the rest of the team, hoping to pick off a kill in the aftermath of the battle.
Most Likely to say: "How much health did you have after i hit you that time?"
Kill/Death ratio: 5/8 He/she neither gets many kills or deaths
Favorate Gun: P90 or UMP
Most likely named: "Cyril Mcgee III"
Class: "Lagged out player" - Thats 'the guy you knife as you walk passed' to the average player.
Most often found: Hovering and shaking in his base half-way through a death animation
Most often to say: "Wait a sec, just gotta reconnect" or "............"
Kill/death ratio: 10/10
Favorate gun: N/A ..... is normally in windows sorting out settings
Most Likely named: "Nil" or ".....Has left the game"
Class: "The Grenadier" - Thats 'the ******* that keeps blinding' to the average player.
Most often found: Running back to the buy zone to restock his/her grenades.
Most likely to say: "Watch out, im throwing !ANOTHER! grenade."
Kill/death ratio: 15/14 - Pretty average player that gets multiple kills of blinded crews.
Favorate gun: AK-47 or M4A1, 2 flash bangs, 1 HE grenade and 1 smoke gren.
Most Likely named: "GunsR4Pussies" or "grenadier123" <-- i dunno LOL
Class: "The H4x0r" - Thats 'the cheater' to the average player.
Most often found: Miraculously in the other teams base 4 seconds after the round begins
Most likely to say: "It's not cheating, it's skill... that i get headshots everysingle time i fire my gun..... over... and over again... LOOK OVER THERE!! *leaves server*
Kill/death ratio: 846/0
Favorate gun: Any.... they all hit you in the head!
Most likey named: "[CHE]AnT[ER]" or "Im_a_newbie"
Class: "The average player" - Thats 'me' to the average player
Most often found: Peeking round corners cautiously, hoping to shot someone from behind.
Most likely to say: "You ****ing *******!!!!!"
Kill/death ratio: Either 8/15 if playing bad.. or 18/8 if playing good.
Favorate gun: MP5 Navy... Ak-47/M4A1 if affordable.
Most likely named: "Tommy_Gun" or "Dick_Dangerous"
Class: "The Joker" - Thats 'the annoying ***** to the average player
Most often found: Throwing a flashBang into a group of his/her own team. Or standing still while they sing into their microphone.
Most likely to say: "HEY GUYS, LOOK AT THIS!!"
Kill/death ratio: 0/1 <-- the one death is when a team member decides enough is enough. BLAM! into his dome!
Most likely named: "Im_Just_KE-RAZEEE" or "N E 1 4 A BJ" tee hee hee
So, which one are you?
If you've never played before... then which one do you think you would be.
Also, if you think youre niether, write your own class here... lets see if i can recognise you on the field of play.
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Due to the up and coming release of Xbox Live, and thus the release of the ever popular Hlaf-Life Modifaction: Counter-strike, i have decided to take a little time out of my busy life to describe some of the different types of CS players you will most likely encounter. I will give some stats for each one and small details where needed.
Class: "n00b" - Thats newbie to average player
Most often found: Around their own base
Most likely to say: "How do i buy a gun?"
Kill/Death Ratio: 0/16
Favorate Gun: Para "its the most expensive, it must be the best"
Most likely to be named: "Player(1)" or "DeathBringer2000" or "EmiN3m"
Class: "Pro" - Thats 'loser' to the average player
Most often found: In the middle of the fight clearing 3 or 4 enemies in one clip
Most likely to say: "You're such a n00b!!"
Kill/Death ration: 52/2
Favorate Gun: AK-47 or M4A1 - More annoying breeds of the "Pro" choose One shot kill sniper rifles.
Most likely name: [MAOPPD]Neo[SOSukUAYEE]
Class: "Camper" - Thats 'Not him again!!' to the average player.
Most often found: On top of a roof/building with sights set on a doorway.
Most Likely to say: "Camping is a tactic!" or "I was only there for a few seconds"
Kill/death ratio: 10/0 for the first few rounds. 10/18 once people work out where he has been hiding.
Favorate Gun: Artic Warfare Magnum (the one shot kill sniper rifle)
Most likely name: "SilentWolf" or "Im_not_camping_Honest"
Class: "P***y"
Most often found: Hiding behind the rest of the team, hoping to pick off a kill in the aftermath of the battle.
Most Likely to say: "How much health did you have after i hit you that time?"
Kill/Death ratio: 5/8 He/she neither gets many kills or deaths
Favorate Gun: P90 or UMP
Most likely named: "Cyril Mcgee III"
Class: "Lagged out player" - Thats 'the guy you knife as you walk passed' to the average player.
Most often found: Hovering and shaking in his base half-way through a death animation
Most often to say: "Wait a sec, just gotta reconnect" or "............"
Kill/death ratio: 10/10
Favorate gun: N/A ..... is normally in windows sorting out settings
Most Likely named: "Nil" or ".....Has left the game"
Class: "The Grenadier" - Thats 'the ******* that keeps blinding' to the average player.
Most often found: Running back to the buy zone to restock his/her grenades.
Most likely to say: "Watch out, im throwing !ANOTHER! grenade."
Kill/death ratio: 15/14 - Pretty average player that gets multiple kills of blinded crews.
Favorate gun: AK-47 or M4A1, 2 flash bangs, 1 HE grenade and 1 smoke gren.
Most Likely named: "GunsR4Pussies" or "grenadier123" <-- i dunno LOL
Class: "The H4x0r" - Thats 'the cheater' to the average player.
Most often found: Miraculously in the other teams base 4 seconds after the round begins
Most likely to say: "It's not cheating, it's skill... that i get headshots everysingle time i fire my gun..... over... and over again... LOOK OVER THERE!! *leaves server*
Kill/death ratio: 846/0
Favorate gun: Any.... they all hit you in the head!
Most likey named: "[CHE]AnT[ER]" or "Im_a_newbie"
Class: "The average player" - Thats 'me' to the average player
Most often found: Peeking round corners cautiously, hoping to shot someone from behind.
Most likely to say: "You ****ing *******!!!!!"
Kill/death ratio: Either 8/15 if playing bad.. or 18/8 if playing good.
Favorate gun: MP5 Navy... Ak-47/M4A1 if affordable.
Most likely named: "Tommy_Gun" or "Dick_Dangerous"
Class: "The Joker" - Thats 'the annoying ***** to the average player
Most often found: Throwing a flashBang into a group of his/her own team. Or standing still while they sing into their microphone.
Most likely to say: "HEY GUYS, LOOK AT THIS!!"
Kill/death ratio: 0/1 <-- the one death is when a team member decides enough is enough. BLAM! into his dome!
Most likely named: "Im_Just_KE-RAZEEE" or "N E 1 4 A BJ" tee hee hee
So, which one are you?
If you've never played before... then which one do you think you would be.
Also, if you think youre niether, write your own class here... lets see if i can recognise you on the field of play.
Class: "n00b" - Thats newbie to average player
Most often found: Around their own base
Most likely to say: "How do i buy a gun?"
Kill/Death Ratio: 0/16
Favorate Gun: Para "its the most expensive, it must be the best"
Most likely to be named: "Player(1)" or "DeathBringer2000" or "EmiN3m"
Class: "Pro" - Thats 'loser' to the average player
Most often found: In the middle of the fight clearing 3 or 4 enemies in one clip
Most likely to say: "You're such a n00b!!"
Kill/Death ration: 52/2
Favorate Gun: AK-47 or M4A1 - More annoying breeds of the "Pro" choose One shot kill sniper rifles.
Most likely name: [MAOPPD]Neo[SOSukUAYEE]
Class: "Camper" - Thats 'Not him again!!' to the average player.
Most often found: On top of a roof/building with sights set on a doorway.
Most Likely to say: "Camping is a tactic!" or "I was only there for a few seconds"
Kill/death ratio: 10/0 for the first few rounds. 10/18 once people work out where he has been hiding.
Favorate Gun: Artic Warfare Magnum (the one shot kill sniper rifle)
Most likely name: "SilentWolf" or "Im_not_camping_Honest"
Class: "P***y"
Most often found: Hiding behind the rest of the team, hoping to pick off a kill in the aftermath of the battle.
Most Likely to say: "How much health did you have after i hit you that time?"
Kill/Death ratio: 5/8 He/she neither gets many kills or deaths
Favorate Gun: P90 or UMP
Most likely named: "Cyril Mcgee III"
Class: "Lagged out player" - Thats 'the guy you knife as you walk passed' to the average player.
Most often found: Hovering and shaking in his base half-way through a death animation
Most often to say: "Wait a sec, just gotta reconnect" or "............"
Kill/death ratio: 10/10
Favorate gun: N/A ..... is normally in windows sorting out settings
Most Likely named: "Nil" or ".....Has left the game"
Class: "The Grenadier" - Thats 'the ******* that keeps blinding' to the average player.
Most often found: Running back to the buy zone to restock his/her grenades.
Most likely to say: "Watch out, im throwing !ANOTHER! grenade."
Kill/death ratio: 15/14 - Pretty average player that gets multiple kills of blinded crews.
Favorate gun: AK-47 or M4A1, 2 flash bangs, 1 HE grenade and 1 smoke gren.
Most Likely named: "GunsR4Pussies" or "grenadier123" <-- i dunno LOL
Class: "The H4x0r" - Thats 'the cheater' to the average player.
Most often found: Miraculously in the other teams base 4 seconds after the round begins
Most likely to say: "It's not cheating, it's skill... that i get headshots everysingle time i fire my gun..... over... and over again... LOOK OVER THERE!! *leaves server*
Kill/death ratio: 846/0
Favorate gun: Any.... they all hit you in the head!
Most likey named: "[CHE]AnT[ER]" or "Im_a_newbie"
Class: "The average player" - Thats 'me' to the average player
Most often found: Peeking round corners cautiously, hoping to shot someone from behind.
Most likely to say: "You ****ing *******!!!!!"
Kill/death ratio: Either 8/15 if playing bad.. or 18/8 if playing good.
Favorate gun: MP5 Navy... Ak-47/M4A1 if affordable.
Most likely named: "Tommy_Gun" or "Dick_Dangerous"
Class: "The Joker" - Thats 'the annoying ***** to the average player
Most often found: Throwing a flashBang into a group of his/her own team. Or standing still while they sing into their microphone.
Most likely to say: "HEY GUYS, LOOK AT THIS!!"
Kill/death ratio: 0/1 <-- the one death is when a team member decides enough is enough. BLAM! into his dome!
Most likely named: "Im_Just_KE-RAZEEE" or "N E 1 4 A BJ" tee hee hee
So, which one are you?
If you've never played before... then which one do you think you would be.
Also, if you think youre niether, write your own class here... lets see if i can recognise you on the field of play.