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Sat 08/03/03 at 18:14
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…and I was like, “Duh! Of course mine are better then hers, I drink more Milk!”. Anyway, I went on the thing they call the ‘Net’ today, just to check my emails to see if Mel had emailed me about how it went on Saturday. Turns out she did and I was like “Why did you do that for you scag!”.

Anyway, I got bored of the net after a while so I went on a search engine to find some kind of chat room to go in. Ended up typing in ‘UK Chat Room’ or something like that, and a whole load of websites came up. I clicked on the first one and I was like “EWWWWW!” some Woman had her boobs hanging out, how can Boy’s look at that stuff? It is like sooooooo sick. I went off that icky page incase my Dad saw I was on it, if he ever found out I was on a sick site like that I’d be grounded for five months! But like that’s ever gonna happen. Duh!

I kept scrolling down the page and I came across a place called ‘Special Reserve’. It wasn’t a chatroom, it was a place that sold computer games but I wasn’t a geek so like I was going to chat there. But then I saw a advert thing up the top of the page and it was that Dancing game me, Sophie and Stacey played down the arcades last week. HAHAHA! That was a laugh and that incredibly ugly boy Sophie thought I fancied! HAHAHA! I mean, YOU WISH! GEEK! I clicked on that advert as my Brother had a Playstation 2, the geek, and he always plays this shooting game and its evil. I think it’s called Grand Theft Car or something and you just go and drive Cars and you shoot people. I mean, how sick is that! There is like blood aswell! I was like “How can you play this you geek! It’s like so disgusting I could heave ewwwww!”. But yeah, I wanted that Dance mat thing, I feel like I’m getting fat lately like I weigh 7 stone! Oh My God! I really should cut down to one meal a day with no snacks.

I asked my Dad for his credit card and he let me have it to buy stuff online, I could of gone on Burberry and bought the entire online store HAHAHAHA! But he told me before not to do stuff like that or I’d be grounded for like a year! But like that’s ever gonna happen. Duh! So I went to go buy the Dance mat and the Dance game but it said it was Playstation or something but my Brother has Playstation 2 and the only thing avaible on that was Britney’s Dance Beat which I would never be seen dead dancing to! OH MY GOD! Like what if Dan walked in whilst I was dancing to Britney! I’d be like soooooo embrassed I wouldn’t know what to do, or say. Then I’d have to tell Katy the whole story!

I needed that Dance Stage game, so I phoned up Charlie but then she called me a geek! HAHAHA! Like ‘I’ am a Geek, I mean come on, she has nits! HAHAHA! Only had one thing left to do…ask the real geeks! So I signed up so I could post a topic on the Ukchatforums chat forum or something and they at the end they asked me for a ‘Tagline’. What the hell is a tagline? Is this like geek talk or something? I went in to my Brothers room and I asked him what it was and he didn’t know and I was like “Oh come on, YOU ARE A GEEK!” HAHAHA! I just left it blank in the end then just went into the chat bit to get a quick reply on whether it would work or not on a Playstation 2.

They all started calling me names after and some person called Monkey_With_Attitude was being a pervert! Monkey_With_Attitude, how sad is that! I’ve got twice as much attitude as him! Not as much as Mandy though! HAHAHA! Anyway, I dunno why they called me names and stuff I only wrote this:

Hi GEEKS! HAHAHA! DIS IS SEXY_BABE_2K!

I want 2 buy something for my Playstation 2! No actually it’s my brothers asif I would have a Playstation 2! HAHAHA! Yeah, I want that Dancing game da one where you have to step on a arrow when it comes up on screen! You know which one I mean don’t ya?

DUH! Of course you do GEEKS! HAHAHA!

Will it work on a Playstation 2 or do I have to buy a Playstation! ASIF!

Luv x X x Sexy_Babe_2K x X x


Then someone called Sfone was asking me if I was a Boy or a Girl and I was like “Duh! Would I be a Boy called Sexy_Babe_2K! Like WISE UP!” then someone called Whitestripes was trying to chat me up and I was like “Get a life you Loser Geek!” and then someone called gerrid was going “You suck!” and I was like “Whatever! Talk-to-the-hand!”. Then they were like “Is it that time of the month because your names Red” and I was like “EWWWWW!”. So then I just like told them I was leaving and they’d be single all their lives and they just laughed. I mean, LOSERS! Like I wanted a Dance game anyway! DUH!

Anyway, so then she was like “Oh my God! Like you do drink more Milk then me! At least Dan can look at my face without having to go to the toilet!” and I was like…
Sat 08/03/03 at 18:14
"Uzi Lover"
Posts: 7,403
…and I was like, “Duh! Of course mine are better then hers, I drink more Milk!”. Anyway, I went on the thing they call the ‘Net’ today, just to check my emails to see if Mel had emailed me about how it went on Saturday. Turns out she did and I was like “Why did you do that for you scag!”.

Anyway, I got bored of the net after a while so I went on a search engine to find some kind of chat room to go in. Ended up typing in ‘UK Chat Room’ or something like that, and a whole load of websites came up. I clicked on the first one and I was like “EWWWWW!” some Woman had her boobs hanging out, how can Boy’s look at that stuff? It is like sooooooo sick. I went off that icky page incase my Dad saw I was on it, if he ever found out I was on a sick site like that I’d be grounded for five months! But like that’s ever gonna happen. Duh!

I kept scrolling down the page and I came across a place called ‘Special Reserve’. It wasn’t a chatroom, it was a place that sold computer games but I wasn’t a geek so like I was going to chat there. But then I saw a advert thing up the top of the page and it was that Dancing game me, Sophie and Stacey played down the arcades last week. HAHAHA! That was a laugh and that incredibly ugly boy Sophie thought I fancied! HAHAHA! I mean, YOU WISH! GEEK! I clicked on that advert as my Brother had a Playstation 2, the geek, and he always plays this shooting game and its evil. I think it’s called Grand Theft Car or something and you just go and drive Cars and you shoot people. I mean, how sick is that! There is like blood aswell! I was like “How can you play this you geek! It’s like so disgusting I could heave ewwwww!”. But yeah, I wanted that Dance mat thing, I feel like I’m getting fat lately like I weigh 7 stone! Oh My God! I really should cut down to one meal a day with no snacks.

I asked my Dad for his credit card and he let me have it to buy stuff online, I could of gone on Burberry and bought the entire online store HAHAHAHA! But he told me before not to do stuff like that or I’d be grounded for like a year! But like that’s ever gonna happen. Duh! So I went to go buy the Dance mat and the Dance game but it said it was Playstation or something but my Brother has Playstation 2 and the only thing avaible on that was Britney’s Dance Beat which I would never be seen dead dancing to! OH MY GOD! Like what if Dan walked in whilst I was dancing to Britney! I’d be like soooooo embrassed I wouldn’t know what to do, or say. Then I’d have to tell Katy the whole story!

I needed that Dance Stage game, so I phoned up Charlie but then she called me a geek! HAHAHA! Like ‘I’ am a Geek, I mean come on, she has nits! HAHAHA! Only had one thing left to do…ask the real geeks! So I signed up so I could post a topic on the Ukchatforums chat forum or something and they at the end they asked me for a ‘Tagline’. What the hell is a tagline? Is this like geek talk or something? I went in to my Brothers room and I asked him what it was and he didn’t know and I was like “Oh come on, YOU ARE A GEEK!” HAHAHA! I just left it blank in the end then just went into the chat bit to get a quick reply on whether it would work or not on a Playstation 2.

They all started calling me names after and some person called Monkey_With_Attitude was being a pervert! Monkey_With_Attitude, how sad is that! I’ve got twice as much attitude as him! Not as much as Mandy though! HAHAHA! Anyway, I dunno why they called me names and stuff I only wrote this:

Hi GEEKS! HAHAHA! DIS IS SEXY_BABE_2K!

I want 2 buy something for my Playstation 2! No actually it’s my brothers asif I would have a Playstation 2! HAHAHA! Yeah, I want that Dancing game da one where you have to step on a arrow when it comes up on screen! You know which one I mean don’t ya?

DUH! Of course you do GEEKS! HAHAHA!

Will it work on a Playstation 2 or do I have to buy a Playstation! ASIF!

Luv x X x Sexy_Babe_2K x X x


Then someone called Sfone was asking me if I was a Boy or a Girl and I was like “Duh! Would I be a Boy called Sexy_Babe_2K! Like WISE UP!” then someone called Whitestripes was trying to chat me up and I was like “Get a life you Loser Geek!” and then someone called gerrid was going “You suck!” and I was like “Whatever! Talk-to-the-hand!”. Then they were like “Is it that time of the month because your names Red” and I was like “EWWWWW!”. So then I just like told them I was leaving and they’d be single all their lives and they just laughed. I mean, LOSERS! Like I wanted a Dance game anyway! DUH!

Anyway, so then she was like “Oh my God! Like you do drink more Milk then me! At least Dan can look at my face without having to go to the toilet!” and I was like…
Sat 08/03/03 at 18:19
Regular
"Which one's pink?"
Posts: 12,152
HHAHAHAAH GEEKS HA!

*ahem*

Uh...

Nice one mate, me liked. Verrrry good.
:-D
Sat 08/03/03 at 18:22
"Uzi Lover"
Posts: 7,403
I'm sure you've all known or seen a girl like this.

Usually they are in years 8-10 and are much more intrested in popularity then anything else.

They have a non-existant personality.
Sat 08/03/03 at 18:25
Regular
"bit of a brain"
Posts: 18,933
Ha.
Although I've never said "you suck" ever.
Sat 08/03/03 at 18:27
"Uzi Lover"
Posts: 7,403
So then like I went to the thing they call the Ninty Popularity Contest and I was like...

Microchips - Geek
maddmun - Geek
gerrid - Geek
Whitestripes - Geek
Maverick 42 - Geek
AfroJoe - Geek
Psy©ho Fox - Geek
Joe Dark - Geek
ÂLŠ†ÂÎR - Geek
Cyclone - Geek
TŢhi - Geek
Ashman - Geek
Drunk Cow - Geek
Tiltawhirl - Geek

GEEKS HAHAHA!
Sat 08/03/03 at 18:30
Regular
Posts: 10,437
Lol :-)

Brilliant
Sat 08/03/03 at 18:37
Regular
"Jog on, sunshine"
Posts: 8,979
Monkey_With_Attitude wrote:
> So then like I went to the thing they call the Ninty Popularity
> Contest and I was like...
>
> Microchips - Geek


I resent that!

But, this post is neato! *slides glasses up nose, which happen to be held together with tape*


:D


Anywhoo, that was great.
Sat 08/03/03 at 18:39
Regular
"Spunkeh Monkeh"
Posts: 145
Monkey_With_Attitude wrote:
> So then like I went to the thing they call the Ninty Popularity
> Contest and I was like...
>
> Microchips - Geek
> maddmun - Geek
> gerrid - Geek
> Whitestripes - Geek
> Maverick 42 - Geek
> AfroJoe - Geek
> Psy©ho Fox - Geek
> Joe Dark - Geek
> ÂLŠ†ÂÎR - Geek
> Cyclone - Geek
> TŢhi - Geek
> Ashman - Geek
> Drunk Cow - Geek
> Tiltawhirl - Geek
>
> GEEKS HAHAHA!

Please don't forget me :D

And that was very good MWA. Someone give this man a game :)
Sat 08/03/03 at 18:42
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"sdomehtongng"
Posts: 23,695
Heh, great stuff.

:-)
Sat 08/03/03 at 18:42
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Posts: 18,933
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