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According to Ceefax, scientists from the University of Hertfordshire have found Britain's funniest joke by asking 1000's of people to nomminate their favorite joke.
It is:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go camping and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: "Look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce."
Watson says: "I see millions of stars, and even if a few of those have planets, and if a few planets are like Earth, there might also be life."
Holmes replies: "No Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent."
Can anyone here do any better than this average joke??
It is:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go camping and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: "Look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce."
Watson says: "I see millions of stars, and even if a few of those have planets, and if a few planets are like Earth, there might also be life."
Holmes replies: "No Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent."
Can anyone here do any better than this average joke??
According to Ceefax, scientists from the University of Hertfordshire have found Britain's funniest joke by asking 1000's of people to nomminate their favorite joke.
It is:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go camping and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: "Look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce."
Watson says: "I see millions of stars, and even if a few of those have planets, and if a few planets are like Earth, there might also be life."
Holmes replies: "No Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent."
Can anyone here do any better than this average joke??
It is:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go camping and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: "Look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce."
Watson says: "I see millions of stars, and even if a few of those have planets, and if a few planets are like Earth, there might also be life."
Holmes replies: "No Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent."
Can anyone here do any better than this average joke??
Oh jeez, if that really is Britains funniest joke, then I really pity us.
Which it so blatantly isn't, thing is they can't print rude jokes on ceefax, and most funny jokes tend to be rude.
Which it so blatantly isn't, thing is they can't print rude jokes on ceefax, and most funny jokes tend to be rude.
It's better than Germany's funniest joke:
"Why is television a medium? Because It's neither rare or well-done."
Ho ho ho.
"Why is television a medium? Because It's neither rare or well-done."
Ho ho ho.
How about this one:
A guy is on a long train journey when all of a sudden he needs to go to the toilet for a number 2, so he walks sheepishly down the carriage, only to find all the toilets on the train are out of order.
So he tries to hold it in but after a few minutes of sweating from the strain, he has an idea. He goes to part of the train which is empty, pulls down his trousers and draws a face on his bum, sicks his rear out of the window and proceeds, but as he is doing this the train pulls into a station.
Two thuggish looking blokes see this guy on the train and one guy says to the other: "You punch his face, and i'll take his cigar."
A guy is on a long train journey when all of a sudden he needs to go to the toilet for a number 2, so he walks sheepishly down the carriage, only to find all the toilets on the train are out of order.
So he tries to hold it in but after a few minutes of sweating from the strain, he has an idea. He goes to part of the train which is empty, pulls down his trousers and draws a face on his bum, sicks his rear out of the window and proceeds, but as he is doing this the train pulls into a station.
Two thuggish looking blokes see this guy on the train and one guy says to the other: "You punch his face, and i'll take his cigar."
i have had better jokes than that in the "jokes in your email" thing i keep getting.
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!!!!!
Roberto!!!!!
Q:What goes 99 thump.
A: An icecream man been mugged.
A: An icecream man been mugged.
its in The Times as well
Dirty koes are the best....but I can't say any here so I won't.