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> Nah, sounds rubbish.
You're so horrid Snuggly!!
And just a quick question, is TIF 2002 any good?
A monkey is not just for Christmas! He can come in very useful at easter, by which time you will have had enough time to train him to steal chocolate Easter eggs from passing children. And on November 5th, prevent the danger of fireworks exploding in your face, by staying indoors, where it's nice and warm, and let the monkey risk dismemberment at the hands of the shady character you bought the out-of-date fireworks from down the pub last week. You can weave him a quiver from his own fur, and strap it to his back to hold wooden spills in, and due to the unique nature of the monkey's opposable thumbs, they can be taught to use a common-or-garden cigarette lighter with ease. Might cost you a bit of money keeping him in B&H, but you can't make an omlette without breaking eggs.