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Dear Nintendo,
I am unhappily contacting you to inform you of the horrific effect your so-called "childrens game" had on my poor little mind. I was assured in the shop that this game would be suitable for children, being rated for 3+, despite the inclusion of the vacuum cleaner...oh, and ghosts too.
I then got home and started playing, only to see a terrifying haunted mansion that scared the sweet bejesus out of me, and when I pulled myself from the back of the couch I somehow managed to start playing. Even then I found myself confronted by hordes of ghosts, even more terrifying than the mansion. The worst thing though, had to be the plumber in green overalls running round with the vacuum on his back, so-called "Luigi". The vacuum is handy, letting me suck stuff off...the table, just like in real life.
After 5 minutes, I was bored stiff...literally, so I decided to change over to a nice friendly game like Resident Evil, but to my disgust I found that Jill Valentine didn't have a vacuum, so couldn't suck the zombies off, but I think thats a lie, as she probably could if she wanted to...somehow, although a vacuum cleaner may be necessary, bringing me back to my first point.
In conclusion - Luigi's Mansion way too scary, tone your games down in future Nintendo!!
Just look at how Capcom do it - nice and gently. Capcom are 1337 (or "elite," whatever).
I am unhappily contacting you to inform you of the horrific effect your so-called "childrens game" had on my poor little mind. I was assured in the shop that this game would be suitable for children, being rated for 3+, despite the inclusion of the vacuum cleaner...oh, and ghosts too.
I then got home and started playing, only to see a terrifying haunted mansion that scared the sweet bejesus out of me, and when I pulled myself from the back of the couch I somehow managed to start playing. Even then I found myself confronted by hordes of ghosts, even more terrifying than the mansion. The worst thing though, had to be the plumber in green overalls running round with the vacuum on his back, so-called "Luigi". The vacuum is handy, letting me suck stuff off...the table, just like in real life.
After 5 minutes, I was bored stiff...literally, so I decided to change over to a nice friendly game like Resident Evil, but to my disgust I found that Jill Valentine didn't have a vacuum, so couldn't suck the zombies off, but I think thats a lie, as she probably could if she wanted to...somehow, although a vacuum cleaner may be necessary, bringing me back to my first point.
In conclusion - Luigi's Mansion way too scary, tone your games down in future Nintendo!!
Just look at how Capcom do it - nice and gently. Capcom are 1337 (or "elite," whatever).
Mr. Fancy pants Manta stole my idea about Luigi's mansion and Resi, so I had to rewrite the first part of my post.
Thats what telling your friends your ideas does.
;-D
Thats what telling your friends your ideas does.
;-D
Parr wrote:
> Don't get too cocky youg un
haha, it's "young", Parr. :D
And at nearly 900 days, I'm allowed a flippant snipe here and there;)
> Don't get too cocky youg un
haha, it's "young", Parr. :D
And at nearly 900 days, I'm allowed a flippant snipe here and there;)
Manta wrote:
> "Intelligent"
Don't get too cocky youg un
> "Intelligent"
Don't get too cocky youg un
Typo
"Intelligent"
Intellignet is some-what a glorification. I'd call it a passing grade.
Oi Oi . . . Is this a JAT posting an intelligent topic? I don't believe me eyes.
Dear Nintendo,
I am unhappily contacting you to inform you of the horrific effect your so-called "childrens game" had on my poor little mind. I was assured in the shop that this game would be suitable for children, being rated for 3+, despite the inclusion of the vacuum cleaner...oh, and ghosts too.
I then got home and started playing, only to see a terrifying haunted mansion that scared the sweet bejesus out of me, and when I pulled myself from the back of the couch I somehow managed to start playing. Even then I found myself confronted by hordes of ghosts, even more terrifying than the mansion. The worst thing though, had to be the plumber in green overalls running round with the vacuum on his back, so-called "Luigi". The vacuum is handy, letting me suck stuff off...the table, just like in real life.
After 5 minutes, I was bored stiff...literally, so I decided to change over to a nice friendly game like Resident Evil, but to my disgust I found that Jill Valentine didn't have a vacuum, so couldn't suck the zombies off, but I think thats a lie, as she probably could if she wanted to...somehow, although a vacuum cleaner may be necessary, bringing me back to my first point.
In conclusion - Luigi's Mansion way too scary, tone your games down in future Nintendo!!
Just look at how Capcom do it - nice and gently. Capcom are 1337 (or "elite," whatever).
I am unhappily contacting you to inform you of the horrific effect your so-called "childrens game" had on my poor little mind. I was assured in the shop that this game would be suitable for children, being rated for 3+, despite the inclusion of the vacuum cleaner...oh, and ghosts too.
I then got home and started playing, only to see a terrifying haunted mansion that scared the sweet bejesus out of me, and when I pulled myself from the back of the couch I somehow managed to start playing. Even then I found myself confronted by hordes of ghosts, even more terrifying than the mansion. The worst thing though, had to be the plumber in green overalls running round with the vacuum on his back, so-called "Luigi". The vacuum is handy, letting me suck stuff off...the table, just like in real life.
After 5 minutes, I was bored stiff...literally, so I decided to change over to a nice friendly game like Resident Evil, but to my disgust I found that Jill Valentine didn't have a vacuum, so couldn't suck the zombies off, but I think thats a lie, as she probably could if she wanted to...somehow, although a vacuum cleaner may be necessary, bringing me back to my first point.
In conclusion - Luigi's Mansion way too scary, tone your games down in future Nintendo!!
Just look at how Capcom do it - nice and gently. Capcom are 1337 (or "elite," whatever).