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"Film Quotes!"

Heard a good film quote? Post it then. Tis fun. Don't bother making them obscure, ROSS! Just good film quotes. I'll start:

'I'll be back'.

Easy,eh?

"But in the end, we fudged it all up."

Joe Pesci - Casino

Some quotes from Lock, Stock, the whole funning lot.

'IF you don't wanna be counting the fingers you haven't got, I suggest you get me those guns!'
Barry

'Er, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you t**!'
Eddie

'If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.'
Rory

'We grow copious amounts of ganja here, and you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-funning-culturalist'
Winston

'Look, will everyone stop gettin' shot?'
Dog

'Funning northern monkeys!'
'I hate these funning southern fairies!'
Barry, Lennie

'The boy is dangerous, Master. They all sense it. Why can't you?'

Obi-Wan, Episode 1

'You honour has a price, sir knight?'
Monk guy, Dragonheart.

'ROMA VICTOR!'
Maximus, Gladiator

"It's amazing what you can do when you don't have to look at yourself in the mirror anymore..."

-Kevin Bacon, Hollow Man.

"Don't look back."

-Shmi Skywalker, Episode 1. I like this one as it's basically where the main part of the Star Wars saga starts...if Anakin had stayed with his mother, then he would not have become Darth Vader, and there would be no Death Star etc.

"Good morning,......... and If I don't see you again, good afternoon, good evening, good night."
Truman show.

"But Basil, surely if I was frozen in 1967 and I'm going back to 1969, then I could go visit myself, but if I was frozen in 1967 and I go back in time in 1999 then how can I wake up in the future to go back in time to 1969 in order to regain my mojo lost in 1999 and then oh dear I've gone cross eyed."

"My advice to you is to not think of this, just try and have a good time. And that goes for you too."

'Still worried about that italian bird? Don't worry baby, she's like the village bicycle, everyones had a ride!'

'They had their mojos right, and I got my mjo going to counter there mojo, and their heads starting blowing off...we got cross-mojonation, baby!'

"It got wierd didn't it?"

"Ja. You haven't called. Look I can't let my feelings for you interrupt my taking over the world, you know that."

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"5"

Dun Dun

"I'll staaay!"

"I suggest you hit sir, you have 5"

Dun Dun

"I too like to live daaangerousy!"

"20 beats your 5. I'm sorry sir."

"Well I won't lie to you. Cards are not my bag baby. Allow myself to introduce....myself. My name is Richy Cunningham and this is my wife Opra."

Know this, Austin, I am your father.'

'Really?'

'No, not really, I can't back that up'

'Yah. Idiot.'

"Sis-terr. So you have a sis-terrrrr. If you will not turn to the dark side then maybe she will."

"AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!"

"Jesus, calm down Luke, I was only kidding!"


Guess what part I made up. :-D