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"We don't do duvets"

heh, good old Trevor and Simon. You kids won't know what I'm on about =P

It's that time again guys. You know, when you go to bed and you get all hot and sticky (not that kind of sticky!) and you just have to kick the duvet off you because it's so bloody hot.

You want to open the window, but then all the stupid flying critters come in and start bashing into your lights, TV and computer monitor.

I just hate nights like this and I know it's going to be like this all summer, only worse thanks to global warming. aaargh!

Sleeping naked totally solves the hot and sticky thing for me, actually no, it really really doesn't.

Sexy.

Ah ants those pesky smart things, they'll rule us all someday

Brings back memories of work a couple of years ago. 'we don't do duvets' was the standard phrase to any question asked...

Yep, now's the time to sleep with just a thin bedsheet or nothing at all.

Yeah, just needs a hole anywhere in the sealing of a window and they're on your walls.

The problem is finding out where that is...I've got ant powder in what I think is every possible place they could be getting in...then I'll see another one of the bloody things.

Put chalk wherever they're getting in from. They won't cross it.

Speaking of bugs...if one more ant scuttles across my living room floor, I'm going to take a flamethrower to the garden and BURN THEM ALL.

Never fails.

Tut tut think of the children!

Bah, work on your gag reflex.

You can keep the fiver this time.