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Hereís my latest weird story based on PS2 game names. This time Iíve based it on the PS2 game orders chart from special reserve. I reckon thereís about 35 games in here.... busy little beaver arenít I ?!
I had overslept last night after a night of watching WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP SNOOKER on the telly. My alarm clock never rang and so I woke up in a bit of a TIME CRISIS. I was running late for the UNREAL TOURNAMENT in which I was going to compete against DAVE MIRRA and TONY HAWK.
Something just didnít feel right about this situation, there was a very very DARK CLOUD outside my window, and it gave off the impression that in it lurked some RESIDENT EVIL. I knew this was going to be a weird day.
I called the first taxi firm I could find in the book. The extremist RED FACTION group ran a mini-cab service in conjunction with THE BOUNCER from our local pub.... I suppose I should have paid attention to the name of the cab service.... CRAZY TAXI. The cab pulled up at the curb by my house and I jumped in. It took off at an immense speed, as if it was on a SMUGGLERS RUN. The cab kept going faster and faster almost as if the ONIMUSHA WARLORDS themselves were chasing it, and I started to experience some EXTREME G-forces on my face,
Then I recognised the driver, it was my GRAN, TURISMO (as I have said before, sheís foreign !). She informed me that she had to commit GRAND THEFT AUTO in order to get a car that was fast enough to make an ESCAPE FROM MONKEY ISLAND where the QUAKE 3 REVOLUTION had just broken out in full force.
(For those of you that donít know, QUAKE 3 is the underground name for a particularly mean group of monkeys at the local THEME PARK, where granny works part-time (while she is not KESSEN the punters at our local ëpay for a kissí service). Granny had to make a quick getaway from there because the monkeys were planning an OPERATION to WINBACK their little THEME PARK WORLD.)
So there we were, granny driving like a SPY HUNTER, me panicking in the passenger seat like someone about to take part in WWF SMACKDOWN. Granny decided to take a shortcut, ìLets try some ATV OFFROAD FURYî she yelled as the car leapt the ditch. We landed on an INTERNATIONAL SUPERSTAR SOCCER pitch, nearly killing ALEX FERGUSON in the process (who was training his new X SQUAD for their PRO EVOLUTION SOCCER match). ìGrannyî, I cried, ìTHIS IS FOOTBALL. You canít drive hereî.
Players ran in all directions, knowing they faced certain EXTERMINATION in the form of granny driving a car like it was an MX bike. Suddenly I heard a sound overhead. It was a THUNDERHAWK helicopter, homing in on us like a STARFIGHTER. A SILENT SCOPE appeared from a side window and before we knew it, all our tyres had been shot out.
Finally the TIMESPLITTERS arrived on the scene to mop up the remaining bodies. They told me I was just dreaming but I said they had to be TEKKEN the mickey out of me.
Then I woke up.
Too much PS2 is bad for the head !!!
I had overslept last night after a night of watching WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP SNOOKER on the telly. My alarm clock never rang and so I woke up in a bit of a TIME CRISIS. I was running late for the UNREAL TOURNAMENT in which I was going to compete against DAVE MIRRA and TONY HAWK.
Something just didnít feel right about this situation, there was a very very DARK CLOUD outside my window, and it gave off the impression that in it lurked some RESIDENT EVIL. I knew this was going to be a weird day.
I called the first taxi firm I could find in the book. The extremist RED FACTION group ran a mini-cab service in conjunction with THE BOUNCER from our local pub.... I suppose I should have paid attention to the name of the cab service.... CRAZY TAXI. The cab pulled up at the curb by my house and I jumped in. It took off at an immense speed, as if it was on a SMUGGLERS RUN. The cab kept going faster and faster almost as if the ONIMUSHA WARLORDS themselves were chasing it, and I started to experience some EXTREME G-forces on my face,
Then I recognised the driver, it was my GRAN, TURISMO (as I have said before, sheís foreign !). She informed me that she had to commit GRAND THEFT AUTO in order to get a car that was fast enough to make an ESCAPE FROM MONKEY ISLAND where the QUAKE 3 REVOLUTION had just broken out in full force.
(For those of you that donít know, QUAKE 3 is the underground name for a particularly mean group of monkeys at the local THEME PARK, where granny works part-time (while she is not KESSEN the punters at our local ëpay for a kissí service). Granny had to make a quick getaway from there because the monkeys were planning an OPERATION to WINBACK their little THEME PARK WORLD.)
So there we were, granny driving like a SPY HUNTER, me panicking in the passenger seat like someone about to take part in WWF SMACKDOWN. Granny decided to take a shortcut, ìLets try some ATV OFFROAD FURYî she yelled as the car leapt the ditch. We landed on an INTERNATIONAL SUPERSTAR SOCCER pitch, nearly killing ALEX FERGUSON in the process (who was training his new X SQUAD for their PRO EVOLUTION SOCCER match). ìGrannyî, I cried, ìTHIS IS FOOTBALL. You canít drive hereî.
Players ran in all directions, knowing they faced certain EXTERMINATION in the form of granny driving a car like it was an MX bike. Suddenly I heard a sound overhead. It was a THUNDERHAWK helicopter, homing in on us like a STARFIGHTER. A SILENT SCOPE appeared from a side window and before we knew it, all our tyres had been shot out.
Finally the TIMESPLITTERS arrived on the scene to mop up the remaining bodies. They told me I was just dreaming but I said they had to be TEKKEN the mickey out of me.
Then I woke up.
Too much PS2 is bad for the head !!!
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kevd wrote:
> Thanks for the compliments guys, but regardless of whether this wins or not it's
> the last of its kind that I'll write.
until you find out that this has won GAD tomorrow
> Thanks for the compliments guys, but regardless of whether this wins or not it's
> the last of its kind that I'll write.
until you find out that this has won GAD tomorrow
Yeh i remember someone doing this but with a feeder theme where the story was full of feeder songs off of their albums
good post maybe you could do another one based around something else
good post maybe you could do another one based around something else
Yeah, great post there mate.
Great post, Kevd, I hope it wins GAD again.
You ought to ask permission from SR if you can put a copyright logo on the end of it so no-one else can copy your fantastic ideas. Because I agree with Slaveunit, if this does win again, then expect more to come.
SHOCKY
You ought to ask permission from SR if you can put a copyright logo on the end of it so no-one else can copy your fantastic ideas. Because I agree with Slaveunit, if this does win again, then expect more to come.
SHOCKY
Good post Kevd.Great imagination youve got....
if ti does, expect a lot more of them to come....
It was by the same guy - I think.
And it was a deserved win. Can it win again? We'll see...
And it was a deserved win. Can it win again? We'll see...
A post like this won a GAD about a month ago.
Shame, it's a goodun
Shame, it's a goodun
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