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'2 Years before PS3 release':
"Mum, I'm just going to E3 for a bit to see what's what. I'll probably be back next week. I'll bring you back a stray strand of Bill Gate's hair if you want."
'1 Year earlier':
Crimestoppers
Do you recognise this man?
He was spotted hiding in bushes outside the Sony warehouse in Newcastle for an hour, and then seen breaking and entering into the warehouse.
You see him here once again, twenty minutes later, exiting the warehouse with a box.
It happened at 1 am this morning. The man did not actually leave with anything valuable it was said by one of the workers, that the box he was carrying was actually one of the pre-planned design casings for Sony's Playstation 3 games system, which was...empty. The police have already found some saliva residue, but they say it is very likely that this man will strike again. So if you recognise this man please contact us straight away and you may be eligible for some Asda coupons.
'PS3 Launch'
"Hello? Hello? Are you alright?"
"Huh? Wha.. where am I?"
"You're in town."
"What time is it?"
"It's just past midnight."
"No way. You are joking aren't you?"
"Look for yourself then?"
"I can't believe it! I slept here all night just to get my hands on the first PS3 and now I've missed it!... Sh*t! My money's gone!"
*cries*
"There, there young fella. Hey d'ya like my new watch?"
"Wait a minute, that's my watch!"
" ... "
*smack*
*scarpering footsteps*
"Mum, I'm just going to E3 for a bit to see what's what. I'll probably be back next week. I'll bring you back a stray strand of Bill Gate's hair if you want."
'1 Year earlier':
Crimestoppers
Do you recognise this man?
He was spotted hiding in bushes outside the Sony warehouse in Newcastle for an hour, and then seen breaking and entering into the warehouse.
You see him here once again, twenty minutes later, exiting the warehouse with a box.
It happened at 1 am this morning. The man did not actually leave with anything valuable it was said by one of the workers, that the box he was carrying was actually one of the pre-planned design casings for Sony's Playstation 3 games system, which was...empty. The police have already found some saliva residue, but they say it is very likely that this man will strike again. So if you recognise this man please contact us straight away and you may be eligible for some Asda coupons.
'PS3 Launch'
"Hello? Hello? Are you alright?"
"Huh? Wha.. where am I?"
"You're in town."
"What time is it?"
"It's just past midnight."
"No way. You are joking aren't you?"
"Look for yourself then?"
"I can't believe it! I slept here all night just to get my hands on the first PS3 and now I've missed it!... Sh*t! My money's gone!"
*cries*
"There, there young fella. Hey d'ya like my new watch?"
"Wait a minute, that's my watch!"
" ... "
*smack*
*scarpering footsteps*
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'2 Years before PS3 release':
"Mum, I'm just going to E3 for a bit to see what's what. I'll probably be back next week. I'll bring you back a stray strand of Bill Gate's hair if you want."
'1 Year earlier':
Crimestoppers
Do you recognise this man?
He was spotted hiding in bushes outside the Sony warehouse in Newcastle for an hour, and then seen breaking and entering into the warehouse.
You see him here once again, twenty minutes later, exiting the warehouse with a box.
It happened at 1 am this morning. The man did not actually leave with anything valuable it was said by one of the workers, that the box he was carrying was actually one of the pre-planned design casings for Sony's Playstation 3 games system, which was...empty. The police have already found some saliva residue, but they say it is very likely that this man will strike again. So if you recognise this man please contact us straight away and you may be eligible for some Asda coupons.
'PS3 Launch'
"Hello? Hello? Are you alright?"
"Huh? Wha.. where am I?"
"You're in town."
"What time is it?"
"It's just past midnight."
"No way. You are joking aren't you?"
"Look for yourself then?"
"I can't believe it! I slept here all night just to get my hands on the first PS3 and now I've missed it!... Sh*t! My money's gone!"
*cries*
"There, there young fella. Hey d'ya like my new watch?"
"Wait a minute, that's my watch!"
" ... "
*smack*
*scarpering footsteps*
"Mum, I'm just going to E3 for a bit to see what's what. I'll probably be back next week. I'll bring you back a stray strand of Bill Gate's hair if you want."
'1 Year earlier':
Crimestoppers
Do you recognise this man?
He was spotted hiding in bushes outside the Sony warehouse in Newcastle for an hour, and then seen breaking and entering into the warehouse.
You see him here once again, twenty minutes later, exiting the warehouse with a box.
It happened at 1 am this morning. The man did not actually leave with anything valuable it was said by one of the workers, that the box he was carrying was actually one of the pre-planned design casings for Sony's Playstation 3 games system, which was...empty. The police have already found some saliva residue, but they say it is very likely that this man will strike again. So if you recognise this man please contact us straight away and you may be eligible for some Asda coupons.
'PS3 Launch'
"Hello? Hello? Are you alright?"
"Huh? Wha.. where am I?"
"You're in town."
"What time is it?"
"It's just past midnight."
"No way. You are joking aren't you?"
"Look for yourself then?"
"I can't believe it! I slept here all night just to get my hands on the first PS3 and now I've missed it!... Sh*t! My money's gone!"
*cries*
"There, there young fella. Hey d'ya like my new watch?"
"Wait a minute, that's my watch!"
" ... "
*smack*
*scarpering footsteps*
'20 Years Later':
Guiness World Records
"What you see here is the figure of a man who has not left his seat, nor stopped playing on what seems to be a Sony Playstation 3. Let's see what reaction I get if I talk to him.... Hey there mate, what game are you playing?"
"Pro Evolution Soccer 10."
"Okay. You do know there are now intergalatic consoles available, able to connect to other beings on Venus, Pluto and all the other planets don't you?"
"Oh no. I've wasted my life."
Guiness World Records
"What you see here is the figure of a man who has not left his seat, nor stopped playing on what seems to be a Sony Playstation 3. Let's see what reaction I get if I talk to him.... Hey there mate, what game are you playing?"
"Pro Evolution Soccer 10."
"Okay. You do know there are now intergalatic consoles available, able to connect to other beings on Venus, Pluto and all the other planets don't you?"
"Oh no. I've wasted my life."
I'm lost...
??? infact ??? ???? ????? !
Riiiggghtttt ....
Wanna run that by me just one more time?
Wanna run that by me just one more time?
what the hell is this crap. i hope sr delete it, you make it more understandable, you stop spamming, or you leave this forum.
Nice to see this place still has a sense of humour.
You're all crazy sense of humour-less, scum.
Shutup, think about it, then laugh.
Shutup, think about it, then laugh.
But it wasn't funny...
:S
:S
I looked, i didnt get it. why is it on crime stoppers?
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