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Hey did anyone see the fake story in OXM this month, the one about the new consoles? If you didn't, here it is:
***Xbox 3 is here!PS4 is here!We're lying!***
Microsort is planning to skip a generation and launch Xbox 3 in May 2005, with a 3Ghz P4 processor, 60 GB hard drive, and the ability to burn DVD's. The price tag will be £300. Quick as a flash, Sony hits back. PS4 will launch in Autumn 2004. Featuring a new Mitsubushi wonder-chip, it has a faster processor and a VR headset-for £150. It takes Nintendo 1/2 an hour to respond. Gamecube 11 will feature a holographic prostitute, will ship with Pokémon weverunoutofcolours, cost £29.99 and will be on sale next tuesday.
LOL?ROFL? I was!
***Xbox 3 is here!PS4 is here!We're lying!***
Microsort is planning to skip a generation and launch Xbox 3 in May 2005, with a 3Ghz P4 processor, 60 GB hard drive, and the ability to burn DVD's. The price tag will be £300. Quick as a flash, Sony hits back. PS4 will launch in Autumn 2004. Featuring a new Mitsubushi wonder-chip, it has a faster processor and a VR headset-for £150. It takes Nintendo 1/2 an hour to respond. Gamecube 11 will feature a holographic prostitute, will ship with Pokémon weverunoutofcolours, cost £29.99 and will be on sale next tuesday.
LOL?ROFL? I was!
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I disagree.
Yeah I admit it.
I talked out of my rectum.
But frankly this arguement is stupid and should'nt continue.
I talked out of my rectum.
But frankly this arguement is stupid and should'nt continue.
You did until you realised you were talking out of your rear end.
Who really cares anyway.
Hang on, a crap joke's not funny so we must not like mainstream comedy?
OOOOOOkay
I are'nt thinking you know what you're talking about. For starters that's the exact opposite of what Daily Mail readers are like, they tend to get offended by anything that goes against the grain and might be slightly controversial.
Certainly not mainstream comedy and certainly not crap jokes written by some drooling mong in an Xbox magazine.
OOOOOOkay
I are'nt thinking you know what you're talking about. For starters that's the exact opposite of what Daily Mail readers are like, they tend to get offended by anything that goes against the grain and might be slightly controversial.
Certainly not mainstream comedy and certainly not crap jokes written by some drooling mong in an Xbox magazine.
You made yourself sound like you're never amused by anything remotely mainstream.
And the bloke that typed the first one typed it wrong - He changed some words.
Oh well
And the bloke that typed the first one typed it wrong - He changed some words.
Oh well
gamezfreak wrote:
> Your like those fooking daily mail readers.
We're like Daily Mail reader because we didn't find a crap joke funny?
ooooookay, that makes a lot sense
> Your like those fooking daily mail readers.
We're like Daily Mail reader because we didn't find a crap joke funny?
ooooookay, that makes a lot sense
We didn't find it funny because it's really not. Admittedly the two you posted were mildly amusing - though I didn't laugh out loud. The one in the original post was rubbish.
It made me laugh - Just because you did'nt find it funny does'nt mean it's bad.
No, Gamezfreak, OXM wouldn't know humour if it was injected direclty into its collective android like body.
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