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Thu 27/09/01 at 13:36
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22, blonde hair, good curves, nice assets, used - but still in good condition, a real bargain at only £ 500



I've been 'occupying' my girlfriend for months now, but now I'm bored. You see, I've been waiting for my true love: PS2 games. But good ones. Really good ones...

And brothers, the time is almost upon us.

The release schedule is looking oh so sweet with games such as Soul Reaver 2, Baldurs Gate, Jak & Dexter, Devil May Cry & Pro Evolution Soccer over the next few months, I can hardly contain myself.

My girlfriends got no chance.

How can I give her the attention she needs when so many quality games are coming out?

How can I afford all these games if my girlfriend is so high maintenance?

How can I explain that I'd rather play 'Pro Evolution Soccer' than cuddle up and watch repeats of 'Friends'?

Okay, so I'm taking the easy option by getting rid of her now, but be warned:

That release schedule is going to wreck relationships up and down the country.
Mon 08/10/01 at 18:24
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Man U rule
Mon 08/10/01 at 13:30
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Man U suck. i support Blackburn, and you only drew with us, so don't go on.
Sat 06/10/01 at 19:55
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Neither would I, its my life.

People say I haven't got a life, but my PS2 is my life.
Sat 06/10/01 at 19:50
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I know. I wouldnt give my PS2 up for anything.
Sat 06/10/01 at 19:41
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Triple_H wrote:
> I...havnt....got...anything..left.but....my..PS2....

NO WAY IN HELL.U can
> have that bimbo :)

PS2 or Bimbo???
Ummumumummmmmm...
PS2 or Bimbo???
ummmmmmmmmmmmm...

PS2 by far

Good choice Triple_H
Sat 06/10/01 at 19:36
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I...havnt....got...anything..left.but....my..PS2....

NO WAY IN HELL.U can have that bimbo :)
Sat 06/10/01 at 19:34
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I sold a kidney...

£13.00

Ohohhoho serious

*The crowd goes silent, you could hear a pindrop...*
Sat 06/10/01 at 19:32
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This is getting serious...Oh,alright then...I sold my bed..

£12.50
Sat 06/10/01 at 19:16
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I sold my mother £12.00
Sat 06/10/01 at 17:44
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I had to sell my pants but £11.60

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