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Friday must come sooner.
Friday must come sooner.
Hehehehe. I'm so retarded.
Damn! I forgot all about it.
I've only ever liked one RPG, and I'm hoping this will be the second. This time next week I hope my high hopes aren't being dashed on the rocks by stat-heavy ill-flavoured combat, or overly linear progression, or something -
> To make sure you got it for Friday why did you bother ordering it
> online?
*looks down thread*
Who said they bought it online?
> Call me dumb but what game is KOTR? I've had my head in the sand and
> my bum in the air (waving the mutha facka like I just don't cayaa)
> for the last month or so...
King of the Road - the first ever Proclaimers simulator, wherein you work your way up from a lonely, short-sighted twin in Leith, to a bespectacled rockstar whose songs are played in every scuzzy student club in the land. The limited edition that everyone is so excited about includes a free pair of geek specs and a make-your-own twin kit, a discernible lack of talent and a guitar which infuriated passers-by can shove up your a*se.