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"Know any good jokes?"

Seriously, some of us want to laugh for a while please.

I'll start:

What's white and swings through the jungle?
Tarzan The Fridge

(hey I know it sucks but c'mon, gimme a break, how many jokes about fridges do you know?)

er..Nike sucks and Steps can't sing.

What's the difference between the head of natwest on a bad day, and William Hague?

One is a warring banker, and the other is a.......

No, I got those in email from mates - they probably nabbed them from him.

Tommy Cooper used to be the funniest man on Earth, now it's Eddie Izzard (in my personal opinion).

hmmm, just two of your jokes are on his site. Peter Kay is the funniest man on earth.

Whooo Style! wrote:
> Tim-May!
> Are you a fellow Peter Kay fan? On t'internet??

Can't say I am - but that's not to say I don't like him, just haven't seen much of his stuff.

Tim-May!

Are you a fellow Peter Kay fan? On t'internet??

This man with an orange for a head walks into a bar. The barman asks him why he's got an orange for a head.
"Well, I found this lamp, rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted me three wishes. I asked for a million pounds, which I got. Then I asked for ten nymphomaniacs to satisfy my every sexual desire, which I got. Then I asked for an orange for a head."

There were two cannibals eating a clown, and one says: "Does this taste funny to you?"

A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. She tells the class that there would be no excuse for not showing up, except for serious injury or illness, or a death in the student's immediate family.
A smart-ass student in the back of the room asks, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and says sweetly, "Not an excuse. You can write with your other hand."

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Got any bread?"
And the barman says, "No."
And the duck says, "Got any bread?"
And the barman, "No!"
And the duck says, "Got any bread?"
And the barman says, "I said, N-O NO!"
And the duck says, "Got any bread?"
And the barman says, "For cryin' out loud - N-O spells NO and I mean NO!!"
And the duck says, "Got any bread?"
And the barman says, "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!"
And the duck says, "Got any bread?"
And the barman says, "Look, if you ask me one more f***ing time if I've got any bread, I'm going to nail your f***ing beak to the f***ing bar you t***!"
And the duck says, "Got any nails?"
And the barman says, "No."
And the duck says, "Got any bread?"

heard it. still a class gag though ;)