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Over all the years that I've been playing computer games, I've noticed that behind the normal gamers, lurk a far darker breed. Each one closeted away, hunched over their computers in darkened rooms with the curtains fully closed. Squatting, shuffling denizens of their particularly sordid genre. These huddled troglodytes are for the most part hidden from the bright and joyful world of PC gaming.
Yes, I'm talking about the sad degenerates who actually spend their lives playing golf games. It's sickening. No blood! No unrealistically large guns! No chance of ever killing innocent bystanders, which usually means the end of the game but what the hell! No power armour, or legions of sword swinging natives, or mutants, or dinosaurs, or zombies ready to pop your head open like a peanut and suck out your brains. It's depraved.
I believe these people need professional help. Who is with me?
Yes, I'm talking about the sad degenerates who actually spend their lives playing golf games. It's sickening. No blood! No unrealistically large guns! No chance of ever killing innocent bystanders, which usually means the end of the game but what the hell! No power armour, or legions of sword swinging natives, or mutants, or dinosaurs, or zombies ready to pop your head open like a peanut and suck out your brains. It's depraved.
I believe these people need professional help. Who is with me?
The 19th hole is the best part of golf. Drinking games.
I was thinking more down the lines of the ladies open championship. Just golf shoes, a glove and a funny hat.
EyeCandy wrote:
> Crazy golf would be good. Naked golf even better.
Ther are a couple of crazy golf games out there I think?
As for naked golf? ... How many hairy man butts do you want to see? :)
> Crazy golf would be good. Naked golf even better.
Ther are a couple of crazy golf games out there I think?
As for naked golf? ... How many hairy man butts do you want to see? :)
Crazy golf would be good. Naked golf even better.
Leaderboard used to have its charms...
But I've never been golfings biggest fan?
But I've never been golfings biggest fan?
Golf games are alright but I wouldn't spend hours on it.
I am with you!!!
Armchair golfers are the most evil breed of gamer, right up there with armchair fishermen. They don't play games like the rest of us, these gamers are OBSESSED!!
I mean, gaming is all about being able to do things that you wouldn't normally be able to do in real life, like play James Bond, race at Le Mans, get a hole in one at Pebble Beach on the US Tour.
Oh, hang on a minute...
Armchair golfers are the most evil breed of gamer, right up there with armchair fishermen. They don't play games like the rest of us, these gamers are OBSESSED!!
I mean, gaming is all about being able to do things that you wouldn't normally be able to do in real life, like play James Bond, race at Le Mans, get a hole in one at Pebble Beach on the US Tour.
Oh, hang on a minute...
Over all the years that I've been playing computer games, I've noticed that behind the normal gamers, lurk a far darker breed. Each one closeted away, hunched over their computers in darkened rooms with the curtains fully closed. Squatting, shuffling denizens of their particularly sordid genre. These huddled troglodytes are for the most part hidden from the bright and joyful world of PC gaming.
Yes, I'm talking about the sad degenerates who actually spend their lives playing golf games. It's sickening. No blood! No unrealistically large guns! No chance of ever killing innocent bystanders, which usually means the end of the game but what the hell! No power armour, or legions of sword swinging natives, or mutants, or dinosaurs, or zombies ready to pop your head open like a peanut and suck out your brains. It's depraved.
I believe these people need professional help. Who is with me?
Yes, I'm talking about the sad degenerates who actually spend their lives playing golf games. It's sickening. No blood! No unrealistically large guns! No chance of ever killing innocent bystanders, which usually means the end of the game but what the hell! No power armour, or legions of sword swinging natives, or mutants, or dinosaurs, or zombies ready to pop your head open like a peanut and suck out your brains. It's depraved.
I believe these people need professional help. Who is with me?