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I didn't know which angle to go with, the fact we're all paying for these kids or that she gave them all god awful names.
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Sara Foss and Stephen Smith have enjoyed conjuring up wild and wacky names for their 13 children.
We've listed them, from oldest to youngest, and given Sara's reasons for their names.
Patrick – named after Sara's grandmother's surname of Patrick
Stephen – after his doting dad, Stephen
Malachai – after a character in the horror film, Children of the Corn
Peppermint – after Sara started craving mints during her fourth pregnancy
Echo – after a group of eco-campaigners who Stephen met during a job at work
Eli – another character in the 1984 film Children of the Corn
Rogue – a character in the film X-Men
Frodo – hobbit in Lord of the Rings
Morpheus – a character in film, The Matrix, staring Keanu Reeves
Artemis – book character, Artemis Fowl, an obnoxious teenage criminal
Blackbird – named after a gathering of blackbirds which flew onto Sara's lawn
Baudelaire – named after the Baudelaire orphans which featured in Lemony Snicket's film A Series of Unfortunate Events
Voorhees – named after serial killer, Jason Voorhees in the horror movie, Friday The 13th
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I didn't know which angle to go with, the fact we're all paying for these kids or that she gave them all god awful names.
>8 snip
Sara Foss and Stephen Smith have enjoyed conjuring up wild and wacky names for their 13 children.
We've listed them, from oldest to youngest, and given Sara's reasons for their names.
Patrick – named after Sara's grandmother's surname of Patrick
Stephen – after his doting dad, Stephen
Malachai – after a character in the horror film, Children of the Corn
Peppermint – after Sara started craving mints during her fourth pregnancy
Echo – after a group of eco-campaigners who Stephen met during a job at work
Eli – another character in the 1984 film Children of the Corn
Rogue – a character in the film X-Men
Frodo – hobbit in Lord of the Rings
Morpheus – a character in film, The Matrix, staring Keanu Reeves
Artemis – book character, Artemis Fowl, an obnoxious teenage criminal
Blackbird – named after a gathering of blackbirds which flew onto Sara's lawn
Baudelaire – named after the Baudelaire orphans which featured in Lemony Snicket's film A Series of Unfortunate Events
Voorhees – named after serial killer, Jason Voorhees in the horror movie, Friday The 13th
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I'm assuming if i wrote a famous book with a main character called "Erection Man", the name would catch on?
> What is the world coming to....
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> I'm assuming if i wrote a famous book with a main character
> called "Erection Man", the name would catch on?
Ha ha, but it would certainly stand out:-)
*does a Hmmm face (as in Hmmm the user)* :¬)
Tried to keep the name within the Freeola 'Bad Word' boundaries, so that was the best i could say. Of course i mean erect as in a statue.
The Daily Mail are so kind to describe that for me, I actually thought I was looking at oil seeping through a grill.
God, I'm a snob.
> Voorhees – named after serial killer, Jason Voorhees in the
> horror movie, Friday The 13th
Named after a Serial Killer!!
What kind of life does she want for her Son (i assume its a boy)
Anybody getting the theme here?
The sad thing is, I'm not joking either...
Personally, I am considering continuing the tradition started by my father when he named me and picking a footballer to name my son after (once I get around to having one, or finding someone to have one with...).