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Hi all, just come back from holiday, windsurfing in the channel islands. Thought you all might like to know that in Geurnsey you can buy PS2 at shops for £229 as its all tax free over there. Games are £30 as well, PS1s are £67.
turbonutter wrote:
> IN A DARKENED ROOM SOMEWHERE
"Where am I, who's there?"
> Wimpered Slaveunit.
A brilliant light comes on with a clunk.
> Slaveunit is temporarily blinded. As his eyes adjust he sees a
> figure standing in the light.
"Wh- wh- who are
> you?"
"My name is Tony Rainbird"
"WHAT?!
> AAAARRRRRGGHHHH!!!"
Tony reaches into his cloak. Slave suspects weaponry and reaches down for the dagger in his boot and in one swift move he leaps at tony and pins him to the floor with the shimmering blase millimetres from his neck.
Tony shakes, every muscle tense as Slave threatens to take his life.
"No! Wait!" Tony reaches into his cloak again, producing a map. "I only wanted directions to the nearest Magazine shop, I need to update my porn magazine collection as all the pages are stuck together on all my others..."
> IN A DARKENED ROOM SOMEWHERE
"Where am I, who's there?"
> Wimpered Slaveunit.
A brilliant light comes on with a clunk.
> Slaveunit is temporarily blinded. As his eyes adjust he sees a
> figure standing in the light.
"Wh- wh- who are
> you?"
"My name is Tony Rainbird"
"WHAT?!
> AAAARRRRRGGHHHH!!!"
Tony reaches into his cloak. Slave suspects weaponry and reaches down for the dagger in his boot and in one swift move he leaps at tony and pins him to the floor with the shimmering blase millimetres from his neck.
Tony shakes, every muscle tense as Slave threatens to take his life.
"No! Wait!" Tony reaches into his cloak again, producing a map. "I only wanted directions to the nearest Magazine shop, I need to update my porn magazine collection as all the pages are stuck together on all my others..."
IN A DARKENED ROOM SOMEWHERE
"Where am I, who's there?" Wimpered Slaveunit.
A brilliant light comes on with a clunk. Slaveunit is temporarily blinded. As his eyes adjust he sees a figure standing in the light.
"Wh- wh- who are you?"
"My name is Tony Rainbird"
"WHAT?! AAAARRRRRGGHHHH!!!"
"Get him Darkus."
A huge dog bounds from behind Tony. Its eyes are firmly fixed on Slaveunit, its jaws slavering, its brain aching for the kill. Slaveunit gets up to run, but it was too late. Darkus lunges at Slaveunit, blood splatters on the wall and his life ends.
As Tony looks on at the horror, he smiles. His work done, he turns to leave.
"Where am I, who's there?" Wimpered Slaveunit.
A brilliant light comes on with a clunk. Slaveunit is temporarily blinded. As his eyes adjust he sees a figure standing in the light.
"Wh- wh- who are you?"
"My name is Tony Rainbird"
"WHAT?! AAAARRRRRGGHHHH!!!"
"Get him Darkus."
A huge dog bounds from behind Tony. Its eyes are firmly fixed on Slaveunit, its jaws slavering, its brain aching for the kill. Slaveunit gets up to run, but it was too late. Darkus lunges at Slaveunit, blood splatters on the wall and his life ends.
As Tony looks on at the horror, he smiles. His work done, he turns to leave.
Hi all, just come back from holiday, windsurfing in the channel islands. Thought you all might like to know that in Geurnsey you can buy PS2 at shops for £229 as its all tax free over there. Games are £30 as well, PS1s are £67.