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"I want to grow a beard"

All this death and destruction on the forums has gotten me down.

So, lets have a good old fashioned useless topic.

Beards eh?
I think I probably could grow a full facial beard but my young looking face would just look stupid. My next plan is to grow a little goatee like Lenin.
My friend tried to grow one but they just looked like fluffy blond pubes.

All this death and destruction on the forums has gotten me down.

So, lets have a good old fashioned useless topic.

Beards eh?
I think I probably could grow a full facial beard but my young looking face would just look stupid. My next plan is to grow a little goatee like Lenin.
My friend tried to grow one but they just looked like fluffy blond pubes.

I have considered growing a goatee, however it looked a bit like ass.

Had a goatee once. Itched like mad.

But, has to be done at least once in your life (unless you're a girl, in which case by a certain age you'll be desperately trying not to grow one)

I want a Stalin-esc tash but then i'd need a comb for it.

five days is all it takes to have a full on Robinson Crusoe, I hate my frikkin' face

My beard is coming along well. I can stroke it and ladies find it sexy

gerrid wrote:
> My beard is coming along well. I can stroke it and ladies find it sexy


My GF hates mine, I just can't be @ssed to shave it off.

I could grow one then I could make a movie called "The bearded women" Coming soon to cinemas near you.

My little chin-scrag is my only friend, we like to dance together at midnight.

+ tache and I look like some French psycho / painter
And the side bits grow all patchy and rubbish, so no.

I can't wait 'til I'm old so I can grow a masive white wizard-beard and cast spells on pigeons with my walking stick.

I had a beard until recently. Then I shaved

The end.