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"Random thought."

Just flicking through the piles of crap on cable, caught the end of "Least Haunted: Live", the normal idiots shuffling themselves off over a tipped table, or a moving glass.

Wouldn't it be good if they opened the gates of Hell. Live. On TV. It would be good, wouldn't it?

Just a thought.

Just flicking through the piles of crap on cable, caught the end of "Least Haunted: Live", the normal idiots shuffling themselves off over a tipped table, or a moving glass.

Wouldn't it be good if they opened the gates of Hell. Live. On TV. It would be good, wouldn't it?

Just a thought.

With Davina McCall!!

monkey_man wrote:

> Wouldn't it be good if they opened the gates of Hell. Live. On TV.
> It would be good, wouldn't it?
>
> Just a thought.

Superb telly that. Staying on the subject of most haunted though - most haunted, it's garbage really isn't it? I watched an episode earlier and it bored/irritated me. I don't like either yvette or that schizophrenic scouser, and haven't yet, in all the episodes I've viewed, seen a damn thing that convinced me anything was going on.

Reminds me of that simpsons episode, where stephen king is at that expo.

"Hey, Stephen King, how are you doing?"

"I'm ok, I've decided to give horror a rest for a while, I'm currently writing about the life of Benjamin Franklin"

"Very nice"

"Yes, you know something - when Ben Franklin flew his kite that day and it was struck by lightning .... it opened the gates of HELL!!!"

ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> a damn thing that convinced me anything was going on.

There's a reason for that: it's not real.

Christ, they're having a phone-in now. The show has ended, but they're still having a phone-in to waste another hour of these people's lives. I hope they die, then Derek feels their misery, but makes their eternity in limbo by talking to them.

What's not real?

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I saw some of this the other night, I'd never seen it before that. It seems the best thing to do would be to discreetly streak through the building. Maybe with not much movement at all, just stand in the corner and sway a little. There'd be people everywhere sending in "Nked man wbcam 2 now!!!!!" and the producers would just think "Haha, this is excellent, they think they've seen a naked ghost!" Then when the time's right, you rub your particulars up against one of the presenters. It's dark, they can't see you. Great TV.

It's dire, and I normally love anything to do with the paranormal. That ghostwatch thing with sarah greene in a few years back scared the bejesus out of me until the ghost "got into the computer system". Maybe I'm too trusting believing it up to that point but at least it was entertaining.

This rubbish consists of a group of people sat round a table for an hour saying things like 'can you hear me' or 'can you knock on the table', then screaming like idiots when someone opens a door. Half the people there look bored and wishing they weren't there. I can't understand how it became so popular and went on for so long. All I can assume is there's a lot of gullable people out there.

Yvette and that gimp ought to be sectioned anyway, they're clearly mentally unhinged.

I took this picture of a ghost once. Look closely at the mirror, you can see it reflected which is quite a good case for it being real, apparently:

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