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"It's all two botefool sasparollo." Said the hunchback
"Yes it is, and now take a look at my aforementioned jellies of death!"
The hunchback screamed as the count's jellies advanced on his every move, he stopped walking and they imploded.
"Damn", said the count. "Foiled again"
The hunchback put his baking foil back in his pocket and realised that some time had gone by in the story that had not been written down.
"Oy! At-least try and make me look good!" said the hunchback. "You haven't even given my name a bloody capital letter!".
The hunchback died suddenly from a mysterious illness that would never be seen from or herd again.
Actually that was a lie, it was later mutated into goats and herded into a small pillowcase from which it was never heard from again, except on tuesdays.
And so ends the saga of the hunchback of jellied-ham.
"Yes it is, and now take a look at my aforementioned jellies of death!"
The hunchback screamed as the count's jellies advanced on his every move, he stopped walking and they imploded.
"Damn", said the count. "Foiled again"
The hunchback put his baking foil back in his pocket and realised that some time had gone by in the story that had not been written down.
"Oy! At-least try and make me look good!" said the hunchback. "You haven't even given my name a bloody capital letter!".
The hunchback died suddenly from a mysterious illness that would never be seen from or herd again.
Actually that was a lie, it was later mutated into goats and herded into a small pillowcase from which it was never heard from again, except on tuesdays.
And so ends the saga of the hunchback of jellied-ham.
"It's all two botefool sasparollo." Said the hunchback
"Yes it is, and now take a look at my aforementioned jellies of death!"
The hunchback screamed as the count's jellies advanced on his every move, he stopped walking and they imploded.
"Damn", said the count. "Foiled again"
The hunchback put his baking foil back in his pocket and realised that some time had gone by in the story that had not been written down.
"Oy! At-least try and make me look good!" said the hunchback. "You haven't even given my name a bloody capital letter!".
The hunchback died suddenly from a mysterious illness that would never be seen from or herd again.
Actually that was a lie, it was later mutated into goats and herded into a small pillowcase from which it was never heard from again, except on tuesdays.
And so ends the saga of the hunchback of jellied-ham.
"Yes it is, and now take a look at my aforementioned jellies of death!"
The hunchback screamed as the count's jellies advanced on his every move, he stopped walking and they imploded.
"Damn", said the count. "Foiled again"
The hunchback put his baking foil back in his pocket and realised that some time had gone by in the story that had not been written down.
"Oy! At-least try and make me look good!" said the hunchback. "You haven't even given my name a bloody capital letter!".
The hunchback died suddenly from a mysterious illness that would never be seen from or herd again.
Actually that was a lie, it was later mutated into goats and herded into a small pillowcase from which it was never heard from again, except on tuesdays.
And so ends the saga of the hunchback of jellied-ham.
When I saw the title, I was , like, let there be a hunchback, and there was.
Bit surreal. ;o)
Bit surreal. ;o)
Haha! A nice bit of randomness there - cheers matey-o :D