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"...The neighbour waits a few days before contacting the Post Office, who tell him where they delivered your new TV. Your neighbour stabs you for being a thief. Fin."
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"...The neighbour waits a few days before contacting the Post Office, who tell him where they delivered your new TV. Your neighbour stabs you for being a thief. Fin."
"...your neighbour was an IRA informant. Congratulations: you are dead"
"...your neighbour was the postman noooooes!"
"...you live in a one-man space station: you've just crossed into the Twilight Zone"
"...you open it, and it's a potent disease. Not only do you die, your neighbour comes round, sees what you did, and makes sure that 'thief' is written on your gravestone. That'll teach you to open packages."
"...you open it and it contains the lethal strain of bird flu, much like the rest of Eastern Europe, and soon everywhere else."
"...you lick your lips in eager anticipation, open the parceland inside is a dead body, you have been framed, you are sent to prison for the rest of your life..."
Never take other peoples packages you never know whats in them!!
Never take other peoples packages you never know whats in them!!
"...it was a proximity mine and you have just set it into position for it to explode. one move and your dead. Your nose starts to twitch as you need to sneeze."
".... it's the 20th time that morning you've done so, it reminds you that fame has it's price"
...and it's full of bondage equpiment. You at first think how disgusting it is and then, as you are quite curious, take it round to them and ask if you can join in too.
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