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"Oriental Ribs"

We have a chav amongst us. He admits it..

I will not be beaten, you have yet to see me shining. says:
u drunk
Joe - I BEAT THE F****G SYSTEM says:
well
Joe - I BEAT THE F****G SYSTEM says:
I wouldn't say drunkl
I will not be beaten, you have yet to see me shining. says:
where u been
Joe - I BEAT THE F****G SYSTEM says:
tthe streete
Joe - I BEAT THE F****G SYSTEM says:
street*
I will not be beaten, you have yet to see me shining. says:
pikie
Joe - I BEAT THE F****G SYSTEM says:
Ima chav y'see
Joe - I BEAT THE F****G SYSTEM says:
but a good chav
Joe - I BEAT THE F****G SYSTEM says:
we don't cause tubble
Joe - I BEAT THE F****G SYSTEM says:
I am the best chav in hte world I htink



......

*runs in and steals Rib's burberry cap*

tnc wrote:
> What a great topic, thanks!
>
> Except OR has admitted he's a Chav and does things you might
> associate with them many times before.
>
> MSN conversations on SR for no apparent reason? I like your style...

You realise he didn't start the thread, right?

That was probably the best time i've had on a computer game, ever.

The tree.

'VERE IST ZE BOMB?!'
'Shush..Dolores, there's a German right beneath you!'
*giggle*
'Helloooooo....oh mr German man, come to me'
'ACH! I HAVE FOUNDST ZE BOOMB! IN ZEE TREE!'
*bang bang bang*
'RUN DOLORES, RUUUUNNN!'

Cue me jumping into the pre-parked Warthog, Dolores jumping in, a mad dash to the base, a slaughtering, then 5..4...3..2..1.. GAME OVER, and us pi**ing ourselves.

The tree one. And the time where you were talking to me in a lecture about trying to sneak out only to be foiled by a closed door. Good times. And I see what you mean now.

No, I'm not saying anything bad here. You were eccentric, drunk, hyper and chav-like all at the same time. Just, awesome isn't in the same category. Unless he meant mad.

The Zanzibar tree thing you mean? Aha, that was wonderful, listening to them get extremely irate as they had no way of winning, or ending the game.

Or was it where you drove the bomb carrier into a wall on that, er, brownish level, and the bomb would stay stuck there? I can't remember.

Icku, i'm insulted. Do you not remember hide the bomb from the germans on halo2?

many goats wrote:

>
> He's awesome on Live as well.


Define "awesome" in this case.
>

"u drunk"
"pikie"

You mean you thought I was being serious?