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Women and children first!
[URL]http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/wwn/20050912/112653720013.html[/URL]
[URL]http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/wwn/20050912/112653720013.html[/URL]
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Women and children first!
[URL]http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/wwn/20050912/112653720013.html[/URL]
[URL]http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/wwn/20050912/112653720013.html[/URL]
"its estimated time of arrival 9:15 a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014. "
*Cancels any meetings for that morning"
*Cancels any meetings for that morning"
dammit, that's exactly when i planned to lose my virginity.
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Meh! If it arrives in 8 years then I don't think we'd get a spacecraft out of the way in time. Oh well, if it hits it hits. Atleast we wouldn't have to worry about global warming anymore! :-)
Meh! If it arrives in 8 years then I don't think we'd get a spacecraft out of the way in time. Oh well, if it hits it hits. Atleast we wouldn't have to worry about global warming anymore! :-)
the other joke news just isn't written as convincingly.... still pretty fun though, especially "CHINESE ADMIT: 'WE CAN'T TELL EACH OTHER APART, EITHER!'"
Aha, saw this a few days back on ytmnd.com. Anyone else check out the source of the article? Didn't see any other articles about Einstein's brain being brought back to life?
Ahahahaha, oh well if it happens it happens. We're nothing in the great scheme of things. We don't even know if it's wiped out billions of other lifeforms before us.
Here ya go: [URL]http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/[/URL]
The 'Alien & UFO Sightings' section has some fantastic journalism.
Ahahahaha, oh well if it happens it happens. We're nothing in the great scheme of things. We don't even know if it's wiped out billions of other lifeforms before us.
Here ya go: [URL]http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/[/URL]
The 'Alien & UFO Sightings' section has some fantastic journalism.
I'd like to see a massive cloud travelling at close to the speed of light nuked.
Ahh, good old Weekly World News. You've just got to love titles like "KILLER ANDROIDS BREEDING LIKE FLIES!" [URL]http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/technology/59444[/URL]
"The real-life Terminators mate by joining at the chest, allowing their replicating software to interface.
Within 30 minutes, the female ejects a ball-bearing-size "baby" that grows to human size inside of a week, thanks to the work of nano-bots within the ball bearing: Microscopic robots that behave like one-celled organisms and work at dazzling speed."
I didn't realise Nanotechnolgy had been perfected. I must have been asleep.
Ahh, good old Weekly World News. You've just got to love titles like "KILLER ANDROIDS BREEDING LIKE FLIES!" [URL]http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/technology/59444[/URL]
"The real-life Terminators mate by joining at the chest, allowing their replicating software to interface.
Within 30 minutes, the female ejects a ball-bearing-size "baby" that grows to human size inside of a week, thanks to the work of nano-bots within the ball bearing: Microscopic robots that behave like one-celled organisms and work at dazzling speed."
I didn't realise Nanotechnolgy had been perfected. I must have been asleep.
Personally I'm troubled by grey goo.
well that maggot story below now seems rather.....insignificant
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Seriously though, it's a fake news website (I dare you to find an ounce of truth amongst Einstein's Regenerated Brain, Nano-Robo-Babies, and Aliens), yet Yahoo report it? Muuuuuuuuuuh.
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