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"I'm a lad"

I can talk about football for ages without even liking it.

I'll make fun of anyone doing well in their education, secretly wishing I was as intelligent as them.

I make small member jokes whenever someone goes past in a fancy car, knowing fine well if someone offered me the same car I'd take it.

I believe looks don't matter, but only for us lads, the girls should still be stunning and want to be with me for my amazing personality.

I'll deny to the end of time that I like a girl when I really do, but I'll still say "I'd do her" when one I don't like as much walks past.

I'll tell a girl all her male friends want to nail her, even though that's admitting that I want to as well.

I'll get mortal and have a laugh. When I'm sober, anyone who's mortal and having a laugh is an idiot and wants locking up.

I won't tell ANY male friends what my feelings are, and I'll only tell a female friend if I think it'll get me somewhere with her.


We're complicated things, but still not as bad as lasses.

I can talk about football for ages without even liking it.

I'll make fun of anyone doing well in their education, secretly wishing I was as intelligent as them.

I make small member jokes whenever someone goes past in a fancy car, knowing fine well if someone offered me the same car I'd take it.

I believe looks don't matter, but only for us lads, the girls should still be stunning and want to be with me for my amazing personality.

I'll deny to the end of time that I like a girl when I really do, but I'll still say "I'd do her" when one I don't like as much walks past.

I'll tell a girl all her male friends want to nail her, even though that's admitting that I want to as well.

I'll get mortal and have a laugh. When I'm sober, anyone who's mortal and having a laugh is an idiot and wants locking up.

I won't tell ANY male friends what my feelings are, and I'll only tell a female friend if I think it'll get me somewhere with her.


We're complicated things, but still not as bad as lasses.

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> I believe looks don't matter, but only for us lads, the girls should
> still be stunning and want to be with me for my amazing personality.

Not quite true all the time.

> I'll tell a girl all her male friends want to nail her, even though
> that's admitting that I want to as well.

:D

MoJoJoJo wrote:

> We're complicated things, but still not as bad as lasses.

Women are complicated things. Trust me i know ;) But some men can be just as bad if not worse, and they know who they are :)

"I'll get mortal"? Is this some dirty Northern word for drunk? Just say 'I'll get drunk'. Don't try and be fancy, Moj old lad.

@ng3l wrote:
> MoJoJoJo wrote:
>
> We're complicated things, but still not as bad as lasses.
>
> Women are complicated things.

Yes, that was his point you know

blimmerfisch wrote:
> Yes, that was his point you know

Still the odd one that likes to be the wise guy!

@ng3l wrote:
> But some men can be just as bad if not worse

and this was hers?

I don't see how pointing out that you stated the obvious is being a "wise guy"

More you being "an idiot"

blimmerfisch wrote:
> More you being "an idiot"

$*** happens. There's a bit of idiot in us all wouldnt you say!

@ng3l wrote:
> blimmerfisch wrote:
> More you being "an idiot"
>
> $*** happens. There's a bit of idiot in us all wouldnt you say!

$100

And yes I would exclamation mark although some more than others hint hint exclamation mark(!)!