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I like it for the same reason I like Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal movies - stupid and with lots of explosions.
I like it for the same reason I like Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal movies - stupid and with lots of explosions.
Were there lots of explosions at 20-min-apart beats with a rock-crescendo soundtrack?
Did Ray Charles & the almost-white chick get it on or does she hanker for Hunk McHandsome who gets killed and provides the emotional climax for the battle against Evilplane?
I won't even watch the trailer again it cost me so many IQ points
"Shall we build an evil plane?"
"...Nah"
Then Jessica Biel goes swimming for a while. The End.
Ray Charles died trying to shoot down evilplane.
Jessica Biel is damn hot.
Yeah they get together after he saves her from a North Korean sniper who appears to model himself on Bond villians.
The best bit was seeing the sound barrier.
> Actually it played angsty teenage techno-metal. Which it downloaded
> off the internet.
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Really?
Evilplane pirates music too? What scum, I hope the sequel is called "Stealth 2:Evilplane goes to robot prison"
I didn't think it was possible for this film to suck any more than the trailer hinted, but hey, Robo-plane and the Napster Case. Why not?
It surpasses The Day After Tomorrow with it's tense and exciting Donnie Darko vs Frost race.
One of my mates (yes, I have two) has just had an operation on his eyes, so his head is all bandaged up. I think we'll take him.