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I woke up with an itchy feeling on my face...opened my eyes and a wasp had just taken off buzzing around my room!

I'm going to have to stop using citrus-scented shower gel...

I woke up with an itchy feeling on my face...opened my eyes and a wasp had just taken off buzzing around my room!

I'm going to have to stop using citrus-scented shower gel...

Now I've got you in my head doing a Flanders scream :D

Heh, now I've got that whole scene in my head. :D

Could have been worse it could have just stuck you in the eye.

Now I shall cower in fear whilst awaiting the inevitable nightmare I had as a kid where there was a wasp buzzing around the house before suddenly growing to about the size of a bear then stinging me in the chest causing me to wake up with a sore chest...

...Or eye

what if the wasp had stung you in the throat, then there would have been no flanders scream!, hmm, it's a good thing you don't drink citrus flavoured drinks, or do you?????? I have a suggestion, use lynx shower gel instead...then you'll be waking up with 2 lovely ladies on your bed ;), or so the advert tells....

Edgy, the same thing happened to me a while ago. I heard the buzzing and just assumed it was a fly so I swiped at it (while still half asleep), looked around and found out it was a Bee.

I also screamed like a girl. :(

Pea(soup)rcey wrote:
> then you'll be waking up with 2 lovely ladies on your bed ;), or so the advert tells....

Lovely ladies > Bees > Wasps

THEY're coming for us, RUN AND HIDE, RUN AND HIDE, or put a pot of jam in your room to attract them, then they're trapped, hehe! your choice

At least you've never woken up with a MOTH on your FASE.

I kid you not.