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This isn't another "omgay, smokin is bad 4 u!!!" but more of a question to anyone here who smokes - is it just the cardboard chemical crap from the UK/US companies or more rarer exotic stuff like Giantes? Not a smoker myself but I'd like to know.

This is now just poking each other with sharp sticks - the smoking issue seems secondary.

~thread closed~

Celestine wrote:
> Stuff, including...

> Ahh..here we go again. Light, feeling a bit p!ssy.. If I can
> recall, you didn't like me from the get-go because I was sooo...nice,
> enthusiastic and supportive. How you like me now, biatch? Bite me,
> Light.

Mm, and I apologised for being so unpleasant without reason. Then, next thread I posted in, you decided that you were going to try to provoke me for fun. So I decided to give you what you wanted.

Careful what you wish for, eh?

>
> Tabacco is tabacco,

Actually, it's tobacco.

> Totally tanked
> my dwindling respect for the Staffies.

Yes, I can imagine their horror at being dissed by the worst mother since Mrs Bates.

>
> It was painful and an experience I'd
> never like to repeat. I cried.

What a dreadful shame.


>
> I remember a time where smoking on airplanes was allowed. I remember
> a time when the war in the Middle East was of sticks and stones. I
> remember a time when Light and I were on the same side.

Erm...what on earth are you babbling about now?
>
> Ahhh yes dear children..it's all of virtue and morality..ethics.
> Now, we must take our shoes off and practically strip to our undies
> before boarding a disinfected airplane. I didn't say sterile..

Anyone know how we got to airplanes? Anyone? Anyone at all know how this brittle mind is working now?

>
> Now, we must endure endless hours of news reports of how our very own
> city was bombed.. And, how people are being killed on a daily basis
> in the war on terrorism.

And yet not one Islamic fundamentalist, or member of the coalition, has seen fit to bomb your home yet. I call that poor planning.
>
> Now, Light is constantly telling me too kill myself in front of my
> son. He's just an ass.

I can live with that. Unlike you, once you're lying gasping on a carpet with a bellyful of pills and and eyeful of your celebratory, cheering child.

Haha!

Feeble insults, you even had to resort to getting round the filter Grixtrich.

Hedfix wrote:
> Celestine wrote:
> But, I'm like..not Grix..
>
> No you're one of his other personalities/a 2nd account/both.
>
Umm..no, I'm not..you dumb shiat.

> The only feathers you ruffle around here are the ones shifted
> slightly as people laugh uncontrollably at you.
>
> If anyone's getting their feather's ruffled it's you my little
> squawking ostrich and that's why we delight in the explosion of
> feathers and the ease of which such an explosion is able to be
> brought about.
>
> But ostriches never were very smart.

Neither are Hedfix's.



SHEEPY wrote:
> Also, I was nosying/noseing/nose-ing around Grix's account a bit
> back. Celestine is pretty hot.

Awww!!! *mwa mwa mmmmmwa* And you're still the sexiest here on SR (well, now that Grix is gone), SHEPU!!! :D

SHEEPY wrote:
> I'm reading Bill Bryson's book now. I knew most of te stuff in the
> first few chapters but the amount of scientists with crappy luck is
> amusing.

Yeah, I prefer the travel stuff: there's too many mathematical signs etc.

Celestine wrote:
> But, I'm like..not Grix..

No you're one of his other personalities/a 2nd account/both.

The only feathers you ruffle around here are the ones shifted slightly as people laugh uncontrollably at you.

If anyone's getting their feather's ruffled it's you my little squawking ostrich and that's why we delight in the explosion of feathers and the ease of which such an explosion is able to be brought about.

But ostriches never were very smart.

I'm reading Bill Bryson's book now. I knew most of te stuff in the first few chapters but the amount of scientists with crappy luck is amusing.

Also, I was nosying/noseing/nose-ing around Grix's account a bit back. Celestine is pretty hot.

Oh dear..

I give up!! Believe whatever the hell you want to. But, I'm like..not Grix.. I'm his fiance. And, I just like coming in here because it's fun to post stupid stuff and I don't really care that none of you like me, except for a few nice people here. I don't know, some of you are hot/cold, like Rastaskanker. I'm at a loss for that one..why he's being mean, really I am. But hey, I guess I'm bound to ruffle feathers around here. Kind of makes my day. Hm..

And, Grix is Welsh. I'm from ..not from Wales. So shut up Heddy.

*sighs*

Celestine wrote:
>
> Listen loser. I'm not Grix aight? *two smacks* And the only foo I
> see around here needs his hedfix'd. Bug off Heddy..I'm cycling and
> on a mission to destroy the world!! Bwaaahahahahaaa!!!

Look! It even reads like Grix's stuff.

Hi Grix, stop being an idiot.

Ant wrote:
> Hedfix, assuming you didn't make that up, you didn't just happen to
> get that off a pro-smoking website, did you?

Nope.

Bill Bryson's A Short History of Everything. :)