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You be Bell...hound? We be Bell...hound? Loris be Bell...hound? Loris in a hoodie banned from shopping centre! "There there" said the man of loaves as he wilted in the rain. Paragraphs are rubbish loike an spellin' sux 2. I am a gopher and you are something usually allocated to Zinc, a beaker of sorts. A smelly beaker full of loris dung, time up! Clearly you are influenced by my lyrics and I pwn j00 n00b!!!11111 It's over you could never repair my heart because it been fried with liver and served to the highest bidder on Ebay. Life sucks, some more than others and so The Datsuns are rubbish.
You be Bell...hound? We be Bell...hound? Loris be Bell...hound? Loris in a hoodie banned from shopping centre! "There there" said the man of loaves as he wilted in the rain. Paragraphs are rubbish loike an spellin' sux 2. I am a gopher and you are something usually allocated to Zinc, a beaker of sorts. A smelly beaker full of loris dung, time up! Clearly you are influenced by my lyrics and I pwn j00 n00b!!!11111 It's over you could never repair my heart because it been fried with liver and served to the highest bidder on Ebay. Life sucks, some more than others and so The Datsuns are rubbish.
Wtf? I don't understand that but it was worth a 30 second read I guess.
I like it.
Gah! My eyes!
*explodes*
*explodes*