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"I hate those little blue flames"

You know, from the British Gas adverts. They're all like "we didn't save that much money" - so they saved some then? Oh, and they didn't have to sign up to the rip-off insurance. £40 a month for peace of mind? Sod that, you can pay someone to come out, lugging a new boiler on their back by not paying that extortionate fee for a year or two. And they don't go wrong that often.

I hate British Gas. And I don't even have gas.

You know, from the British Gas adverts. They're all like "we didn't save that much money" - so they saved some then? Oh, and they didn't have to sign up to the rip-off insurance. £40 a month for peace of mind? Sod that, you can pay someone to come out, lugging a new boiler on their back by not paying that extortionate fee for a year or two. And they don't go wrong that often.

I hate British Gas. And I don't even have gas.

I have gas...

*poot*

Dringo likes them.

Poor old Dringo only gets 1 hour tv time a day doesnt he?

and tv stands for transvestite.

You don't even have gas? How do you heat your home in the winter? Are you at one with the cold?

Stryke wrote:
> You don't even have gas? How do you heat your home in the winter?

There are other ways of heating your home, silly boy. Electricity? Oil?

Dringo.

Stryke wrote:
> You don't even have gas? How do you heat your home in the winter? Are
> you at one with the cold?

He uses a highly complex process involving mirrors, the sun and Dringo*

*Note- may not be true