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"Sulky rabbit."

Well, I nearly killed Ralph. Was moving his cage to clean it, and the bottom fell off and squished him. Luckily he sensed the danger and scarpered, but it just clipped his back. It's a big cage too - 3 x 1.5 foot. And it unclipped itself from quite high. Quite amazed that he survived, but he's absolutely fine - except he's been sulking for the last few days because of it.

He was quite grumpy before, but he was getting used to us, and he'd come and sit next to us, even turning his back or lying as flat as he could get (a sign of complete trust, apparently). But now he won't come near me. Worse still, I can't get him out his cage today (he's normally out 9am - midnight, later than most of you!) because someone is coming round to install Sky Digital and he'd probably bite their neck off.

Combine that with us reducing his food because he's quite the tubster, and he must think that we hate him.

*sniff*

Clazon wrote:
> Heh.
>
> I love reading about your rabbit. He's quite the character.

Is it the bunny suicides rabbit?

Monkey_man when you do finish it off, can you have a Viking burial, put it in a wooden boat push it out on the water, then fire a flaming arrow in to it to light it all.

Hahaha, you think ~nearly~ killing him was quite distressing!

My mum shut our gerbil in the door! My sister had a funeral and everything for it!

Oh the fun.

Heh.

I love reading about your rabbit. He's quite the character.

Ashman wrote:
>
> Oh my God! What a surprise, I've never known a nocturnal hamster
> before!

That's because you kill them with your rectum as soon as you get them home.

Hedfix wrote:
> Lawrence wrote:
> I'm going to get a hamster..I decided
>
> Had one. Nasty little git.
>
> Got up just as I was going to bed

Oh my God! What a surprise, I've never known a nocturnal hamster before!

monkey_man wrote:
> Snuggly has/had (Snugs, if you read this, is it still with us?) an
> ancient goldfish. It looked old when I first went round his house
> about 8 years ago, but it's always been there ever since.

It probably died ages ago and he just kept replacing it so as to not upset you too much.

My mum slammed my cats tail in the washing machine. That will teach it for waving it around a washing machine door. That’s how she lost her tail.

Hedfix wrote:
> munn wrote:
> Get a picture of Elmer Fudd and put it next to you, that'll you him
> you're not all that bad after all.
>
> Why is 'you' there instead of 'show'?

No idea.
I type stuff like that all the time but I usually see it before I post and go "Why is that there?"

Odd.

Snuggly has/had (Snugs, if you read this, is it still with us?) an ancient goldfish. It looked old when I first went round his house about 8 years ago, but it's always been there ever since.