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For one hour ten, it's pure, unadulterated crap. Not good crap, just crap. Boring. Uwe boll makes a better movie. Then it gets silly. And by silly I mean absolutely bongo silly. Watch for the end sequence only. Yada yada yada Paris Hilton. Whatever. Sure she gets her thong bedecked ass out, but to subject me to that hour of soul destroying d movie? Forget it…
I love the early Dark Castle remakes, but when a movie is as much of a chore as this to watch, and it’s not a previously mentioned Uwe Boll “masterpiece”?
Nope…..
[edit] And she's godawful ugly. I've seen better looking crack hookers...
One star. And that generous.
I love the early Dark Castle remakes, but when a movie is as much of a chore as this to watch, and it’s not a previously mentioned Uwe Boll “masterpiece”?
Nope…..
[edit] And she's godawful ugly. I've seen better looking crack hookers...
One star. And that generous.
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Ah
Star Wars is it then...
Star Wars is it then...
Pachanga wrote:
> Elisha '24' Cuthbert will be the only reason to see this
You're better off rewatching "24".
> oh and to see Paris Hilton die.
Sh doesn't die in real life you know, just in a boring, unimaginative, typical slasher movie fashion...
> Elisha '24' Cuthbert will be the only reason to see this
You're better off rewatching "24".
> oh and to see Paris Hilton die.
Sh doesn't die in real life you know, just in a boring, unimaginative, typical slasher movie fashion...
Elisha '24' Cuthbert will be the only reason to see this oh and to see Paris Hilton die.
Oh no, I have to go see this on Saturday with the girlfriend. I'm really not looking forward to it now :|
White Noise started off quite well but it almost felt like they had no idea how to finish it, so just rushed the ending.
Pretty crappy movie overall.
Pretty crappy movie overall.
I just jumped the once - where theres all the static and then it starts screaming at him.
Oh and the window bit at the car, but I expected that.
The ending was poor though.
Oh and the window bit at the car, but I expected that.
The ending was poor though.
Watched White Noise, with Michael Keaton yesterday, and it's one of the most "I-think-I-just-shat-myself" movies I've ever seen. They use all the usual tricks, but it gets you every single goddam time. Pretty crappy though.
FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Well ... duh.
Yeah, I watched expected and wanting crap, but the cardinal sin of a horror movie is to make it boring.
> Well ... duh.
Yeah, I watched expected and wanting crap, but the cardinal sin of a horror movie is to make it boring.
Saw the trailer yesterday, looks meh.
I like the melting logo though.
Anyone else think Paris Hilton has the "nose that got trapped in lift doors" look?
I like the melting logo though.
Anyone else think Paris Hilton has the "nose that got trapped in lift doors" look?
You all know that Paris Hilton would get it raw.
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