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"I had a heart attack"

I came home from work and ate 6 slices of crisp bacon then ate a massive bar of chocolate.

So there I was enjoying my grease filled morning when a massive pain swept across my chest, every breath tightened Satan's grip on my heart before I was on the floor praying to Allah for forgivness.

Then it went away and I had a Gold bar, I like Caramac.

I came home from work and ate 6 slices of crisp bacon then ate a massive bar of chocolate.

So there I was enjoying my grease filled morning when a massive pain swept across my chest, every breath tightened Satan's grip on my heart before I was on the floor praying to Allah for forgivness.

Then it went away and I had a Gold bar, I like Caramac.

You need more fat.
It's the whole "two negatives make a positive" story.

I'm going back to the gym tomorrow before I start getting fat.

that happen to me before.

What was it?

Clearly it wasn't a heart attack.

Caramac is Satan’s congealed man-juice.

J-42 wrote:
> What was it?

Heart burn. You're such a woman sheepy.

A total rip of more like, a 2mm think bar,pffff.

I don't think I've had heart burn then.

SHEEPY wrote:
> every breath tightened Satan's grip on my
> heart before I was on the floor praying to Allah for forgivness.

Hahahaha wonderful.