Viewing Thread:
"New Pope"

Good to know the Catholic church is looking to move forward, electing as they've done a new Pope who's against abortion, homosexuality, women priests, priest's marrying and who has spoken out against multi-cultural societies.

Still, he's an old one so hopefully he'll snuff it quick.

Very almost.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:

> I was always whichever part sat in the back with minimal costume and
> didn't have to do anything.

--

Almost nekkid, eh?

I was going for the "because they're rubbish" rather than the "because they're religious" angle. Awful things.

I was always whichever part sat in the back with minimal costume and didn't have to do anything.

I played a sheep.

True.

I'm pretty sure I played an angel once, I think.

Still, it made a change. At least my parents didn't have to pretend to be proud of me, like every single other time when I played a sheep. Even when I went to Junior school and we performed different plays (one about a lion eating a boy, possibly) I still ended up being the bloody sheep.

Ant wrote:

> Erm...can I ask why not?

Because any children who have to play Gabriel will get the proverbial taken out of them for the rest of their school life.

Because the first syllable of Gabriel is gay. Which is an admission that you're a big gay bummer. The fact that you're acting is a double giveaway.

Don't mention religion around Ant. You can hear the blood boiling.

Just say "God is good" and back away. Possibly waving a Kewell shirt, just to be on the safe side.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Are you even allowed to do nativity plays in schools anymore?
> I hope not.

Erm...can I ask why not?

It's a nativity play for very young children and parents, not a religious war.

Heh. Mrs Light yesterday described me as "the religious equivalent of a football hooligan; you're only in it for the fighting".

Yup. Good religion, that one. NEXT!