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"The Food for Igor campaign thread"

Soon, the last known living specimen of Lumberus Bigface, common name Igor Biscan, will be out of contract. This means he will have no money. And without money, you cannot feed yourself. Although it might be comedy seeing Igor jumped around Merseyside docks wearing a fez and singing lines from Disney's Aladdin "I haff got to eat to livvve, i haff got to steal to eeeaaat, overwise we vould get along jaaaa", we think Liverpool should offer the last remaining Igor Biscan a new contract so he can buy bread and sheepses to eat. Igor needs 1.25 metric tons of food per day to survive.

Now, our campaign chief (me) has enlisted two of the most high-profile celebrities in the world to aid our campaign. See one of them wearing official Food For Igor gear here:

[URL]http://img205.echo.cx/my.php?image=blessed6jq.jpg[/URL]

And another on our official billboard poster

[URL]http://img205.echo.cx/my.php?image=jeanclaudevandamme0012ow.jpg[/URL]

As you can see, even the upper echelons of society are responding to the distress call of the Lesser Talented Biscan. You can help in two ways

1) Send food to Igor. He lives with Antonio Nunez in a hole underneath Anfield.
2) Throw eggs at Rafa Benitez until he makes Igor sign a new contract

Anything you can do will be appreciated.

Food For Igor - Because who cares about starving children?

Soon, the last known living specimen of Lumberus Bigface, common name Igor Biscan, will be out of contract. This means he will have no money. And without money, you cannot feed yourself. Although it might be comedy seeing Igor jumped around Merseyside docks wearing a fez and singing lines from Disney's Aladdin "I haff got to eat to livvve, i haff got to steal to eeeaaat, overwise we vould get along jaaaa", we think Liverpool should offer the last remaining Igor Biscan a new contract so he can buy bread and sheepses to eat. Igor needs 1.25 metric tons of food per day to survive.

Now, our campaign chief (me) has enlisted two of the most high-profile celebrities in the world to aid our campaign. See one of them wearing official Food For Igor gear here:

[URL]http://img205.echo.cx/my.php?image=blessed6jq.jpg[/URL]

And another on our official billboard poster

[URL]http://img205.echo.cx/my.php?image=jeanclaudevandamme0012ow.jpg[/URL]

As you can see, even the upper echelons of society are responding to the distress call of the Lesser Talented Biscan. You can help in two ways

1) Send food to Igor. He lives with Antonio Nunez in a hole underneath Anfield.
2) Throw eggs at Rafa Benitez until he makes Igor sign a new contract

Anything you can do will be appreciated.

Food For Igor - Because who cares about starving children?

I heart Stryke.

I heart me too.

tragically i do think biscan has earned a new contract. i never ever thought i'd say that! cut his wages back though unless he's on peanuts anyway!

Blessed = Don.

Wonderful. I wish to sponsor your campaign!

Official Ant artwork launched

[URL]http://img64.echo.cx/my.php?image=fig22nz.jpg[/URL]

Lazio will feed him

[URL]http://skysports.planetfootball.com/list.asp?hlid=269538&CPID=21&CLID=129&lid=&title=Lazio+track+midfield+duo&channel=Italy[/URL]

No, Igor, don't do it. They'll make you goosestep in training and kiss the portrait of Mussolini. Dirty fascist Lazio.

Stryke wrote:
> Official Ant artwork launched
>
> [URL]http://img64.echo.cx/my.php?image=fig22nz.jpg[/URL]

I never knew ant was so big!



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