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"footballers are stupid but funny"

look at some of these quotes i heard and read, tell me any that you have heard, but they must be funny, most of these are i think
'I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.'
- Barry Venison

'The opening ceremony was good, although I missed it.'
- Graeme Le Saux

'I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country.'
- Ian Rush

'The Brazilians were South America, and the Ukranians will be more European.' - Phil Neville

'Sometimes in football you have to score goals.' - Thierry Henry

'We lost because we didn't win.' - Ronaldo

'I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable.'
- Paul Gascoigne

'I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George Ndah had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing.' - Ade Akinbiyi

'I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.' - Mark Draper

'I'm as happy as I can be - but I have been happier.' - Ugo Ehiogu

'My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7.'
- David Beckham

'It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked.' - Richard Rufus

'Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win.' - Vinny Jones

'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.' - Mark Viduka

that took me ages to type if u read it all, well done!

look at some of these quotes i heard and read, tell me any that you have heard, but they must be funny, most of these are i think
'I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.'
- Barry Venison

'The opening ceremony was good, although I missed it.'
- Graeme Le Saux

'I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country.'
- Ian Rush

'The Brazilians were South America, and the Ukranians will be more European.' - Phil Neville

'Sometimes in football you have to score goals.' - Thierry Henry

'We lost because we didn't win.' - Ronaldo

'I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable.'
- Paul Gascoigne

'I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George Ndah had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing.' - Ade Akinbiyi

'I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.' - Mark Draper

'I'm as happy as I can be - but I have been happier.' - Ugo Ehiogu

'My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7.'
- David Beckham

'It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked.' - Richard Rufus

'Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win.' - Vinny Jones

'I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.' - Mark Viduka

that took me ages to type if u read it all, well done!

surely there are more from David beckham

i think there are but most of them were said before beckham was born it was an old book lol!

Heh, I had a laugh at a few of those although a couple were pretty crap.

Displayed wrote:
> surely there are more from David beckham

"I want to have Brooklyn christenend, but I don't know into which religion".


Another classic, this one from Chris Kamara when commentating once...

"The ball just rolled either side of the post"

Keh?

*Highly Excitable* wrote:
> Displayed wrote:
> surely there are more from David beckham
>
> "I want to have Brooklyn christenend, but I don't know into
> which religion".
>

How thick can he get???????

Displayed wrote:
> surely there are more from David beckham

be here until next thursday typing all those out

*Highly Excitable* wrote:
> Keh?

*Qué?

rover5 wrote:
> 'I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on
> the screen that George Ndah had scored in the first minute at
> Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered
> he was out there playing.' - Ade Akinbiyi

That's the best one.

rover5 wrote:
> 'My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7.'
> - David Beckham

That's not funny unless you put the word "always" in there....
Otherwise, he could have been an orphan who was adopted at the age of 7 and it wouldn't have been funny....