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"A "funny" 'joke'"

Customer:
Bottle of Worcester sauce please mate...

Shop Keeper:
Sorry, can't, it's off the shelves- cancer scare.

C:
Oh right, uh Chinese Chicken Wings?

SK:
Ah that's the same mate, cancer scare

C:
Hamburger Relish?

SK:
Cancer scare

C:
Sausage and Mash?

SK:
Cancer scare

C:
Cottage Pie?

SK:
Aye, ...no wait, cancer scare.

C:
So they're all off the shelves because of a cancer scare?

SK:
Yup.

C:
Jesus, that's mad, just give me a packet of fags then.

SK:
No bother. £5.00 please mate.

C:
Thanks

that is a very good joike. topical, funny and most importantly - hilarious

Oh, sorry, you're obviously right as you hadn't heard of him five minutes ago whereas I've been a fan for some years.

He's an Italian-Scot.

It Is Not You Its Me wrote:
> shoot me then


Can't we just torture you a bit first?

+n

"We"?

If you've never heard of Armando Ianucci, you should be shot square between the eyes.

Armando Iannucci. It's quite an obvious joke anyway, but it's best not to take credit for it.

I stole it, unfortunately. I'll give it back at some point.