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"A funny paradoxical rhyme"

I know I should've posted it in the creative writing forum, but it'll get more views here.

One early morning, in the middle of the night;
two dead boys awoke to fight;
back to back they faced each other;
with their swords, shot each other;
soon a eaf policeman heard the noise;
and shot alive the two dead boys;
if you don't believe its true;
ask the blind beggar who saw it too.

I know I should've posted it in the creative writing forum, but it'll get more views here.

One early morning, in the middle of the night;
two dead boys awoke to fight;
back to back they faced each other;
with their swords, shot each other;
soon a eaf policeman heard the noise;
and shot alive the two dead boys;
if you don't believe its true;
ask the blind beggar who saw it too.

You're a gayby.

Richard Fish wrote:
> You're a gayby.

i 2nd that

You try too hard.

Rickoss wrote:
> You try too hard.

What does that mean?

# One fine day in the middle of the night,
# Two dead boys* got up to fight, [*or men]
# Back to back they faced each other,
# Drew their swords and shot each other,

# One was blind and the other couldn't, see
# So they chose a dummy for a referee.
# A blind man went to see fair play,
# A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

# A paralysed donkey passing by,
# Kicked the blind man in the eye,
# Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
# Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

# A deaf policeman heard the noise,
# And came to arrest the two dead boys,
# If you don't believe this story’s true,
# Ask the blind man he saw it too!

It means you suck balls and shouldn't bother posting again. Ever.

Thats some good work done phillip (or however you spell that)

I heard this in primary school.
It's that old and lame.

I think I shoul post this in the creative writing too..