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For those of you who found the death thread too violent, much like the 'Friendship' as an alternative to 'fatalities' in the classic, Mortal Kombat games...
1 Hedfix - Each one of his posts is turned into a flower and dropped into his hair.
2 Dringo - Gets a new jukebox and dances the night away. With senoritas who can sway.
3 ßulle†† - Gets drunk on Australian Wine and falls in love with the trees.
4 sweet Tooth - Never has any more bad teeth and so doesn't have to make any more trips to the dentist.
5 Kawada - Is invited around for tea.
6 Lipe - Grows lots of beautiful plants in his greenhouse...
7 Vampyr - Makes out with Linday Lohan
8 lcarus - Buys a Sun PC and creates a succesful anti-drugs campaign
9 Cycloon - Is finally hunted down and mobbed by beautiful ladies.
10 Very_Metal - Set off on a succesful career as a Freddie Mercury impersonator. He is so good, in fact, Queen offer him a place in their reformed band.
11 gerrid - Discovers God and lives happily ever after.
12 Wink - Buys his own collectables shop abd makes a lot of money.
13 FinalFantasyFanatic - Is chosen as lead desinger for the new Final Fantasy game.
14 Cong Man - Buys a skyscraper and fills it with bananas
15 cookie monster - Is offered the lead role in the new Sesame Street movie
16 rah - Becomes the founder member of the 'rah appreciation society'
17 SHEEPY - Runs away with and gets married to 'It's Not You It's Me'. Wears white.
18 Grix Thraves - Picks a winning lottery ticket.
19 Pandaemonium - Is enchanted by an overzealous stripper, dressed as a policewoman.
20 Creepy - Succesfully difuses the bomb Bullet had just managed to plant. Is declared a national hero.
21 mermoid - Wins a legal case against the Hulk over 'spanish copyright issues'.
22 crossbob - Doesn't comit murder. Isn't accused of a murder he didn't commit. Leaves unremarkably ever after.
23 Tiltawhirl - opens a succesful 'dawg training school'.
24 Clazon - Is arrested and sentenced to death under the new terrorist laws. Manages to escape and starts a commune in New York before becoming President of Cuba. Trips whilst leaving the stage and lands in the bosom of a beautiful Cuban lady.
25 monkey_man - Becomes the new leader of the BNP and launches their new 100% tolerance policy.
26 Wardy_MoD - Becomes World Heavyweight Champion
27 Blank - All record of his existence is erased and replaced with the identity of a millionaire. Has everything he has ever dreamed of.
28 phi11ip - Is forced to repeat the same five seconds of his life over and over until he dies. He was making love at the time.
29 gamesfreak - Wins free games for life in a SR competition.
30 Revo - is made a monarch in China
31 Tphi - Is pleasured by mini inbred Hedfix's from another dimension.
32 Emitime - Becomes Emu racing world champion, on a dyslexic emu.
33 Surrealguy - Pick up the phone to find a gold bar is the receiver. Sells it and lives a life of luxury.
34 mattributé - Escapes from the 'man' and lives a simpl, but happy existance.
35 Rickoss - Score the winning goal in the World Cup final.
36 English_Bloke - Cherished by a lady.
37 munn - Wins the New York Marathon. Pundits are baffled.
38 Puddin' - Cherishes English_Bloke
39 Chr1s - Becomes addicted to Elite and happily wastes away.
40 fire-starter - Replaces Keith Flint in the new Prodigy line-up.
41 Kilgore Trout - Swims happily on. Forever, having found the secret of eternal life.
42 Coin - Beats Eminem to death with LP's.
43 Niddle - Finally gets some money off his parents and spends it.
44 JFH - Hired by Osama who takes his name to mean 'Jihad for Hire'. Has all the money and women he ever dreamed of.
45 Ineedsleep - Gets a good nights sleep and sex.
46 cweek2000 - Votes for me, 'nuff said. :D
47 Bob_The_Moose - Is adopted by a family looking for an unusual pet.
48 Goatboy - Adopted by the WI as their pleasure slave.
49 It Is Not You Its Me - Finally makes people understand
50 Timmargh - Starts his own 'Lap travel' wheelchair service for women, all goes well and he is loved by all.
51 Flock - Becomes the new Dali Lama and wages war on censors.
52 Nashbrains - Builds a bridge universally recognised as the best architectral structure. Ever.
53 Paradox: - Drinks himself happy.
54 Chad Niga - Invades Nigeria.
55 Notorious Biggles - Guns down Two-pack Shaker.
56 The Hibernator - Gets a tan from too much sunbed use.
57 Strafio - Realises his name backwards is 'oifarts'. Laughs.
58 sPiKeCaSt - Casts a spike into a strong wind, impales Prince Charles.
59 satans little helper - Asks for a raise. Gets it.
60 Whitestripes DX - Gets a job driving a roadmarking vehicle.
61 Mav - Discovers an aluminuim sabre-toothed tiger. Is hailed as the explorer of the century.
62 Reefer - Murders jim-hat's alter-ego.
63 or†ega - Becomes the first mat to eat a whole gateor [sic]
64 RoJ - Becomes the first man to eat an imaginary dragon
65 Silent Thunder - Masters the power of invisible lightning. runs a string of succeful power plants.
66 Light - Is made the new God thanks to the old god getting confused.
67 Nimco - Is made the new head of Namco by their executives in a misunderstanding
68 MR.COATES - Murders a man in a Mac over a difference of opinion.
69 Lucy Jane - Carried up a skyscraper and dropped into bed by an odd simian.
70 The Winster - Wins at russian roulette.
71 N64 Fan - Plays with his N64. Humble, but happy.
72 SpongeBobSpermPants - Betters himself.
73 Damarus - Is declared a genius by backwards reading scientists. Made for life.
74 Green Ferocity - Meets a rabid smurf and eats it.
75 Forza - User Banned! - Becomes the first user to be 'unbanned'
76 AfroJoe - Breaks the world record for largest ever-afro. Gets a multi-million dollar deal to be the new face of a hairspray company.
77 Lil Bro - Runs over lil ginge for fun.
78 Mode - becomes the german owner of mo.de
1 Hedfix - Each one of his posts is turned into a flower and dropped into his hair.
2 Dringo - Gets a new jukebox and dances the night away. With senoritas who can sway.
3 ßulle†† - Gets drunk on Australian Wine and falls in love with the trees.
4 sweet Tooth - Never has any more bad teeth and so doesn't have to make any more trips to the dentist.
5 Kawada - Is invited around for tea.
6 Lipe - Grows lots of beautiful plants in his greenhouse...
7 Vampyr - Makes out with Linday Lohan
8 lcarus - Buys a Sun PC and creates a succesful anti-drugs campaign
9 Cycloon - Is finally hunted down and mobbed by beautiful ladies.
10 Very_Metal - Set off on a succesful career as a Freddie Mercury impersonator. He is so good, in fact, Queen offer him a place in their reformed band.
11 gerrid - Discovers God and lives happily ever after.
12 Wink - Buys his own collectables shop abd makes a lot of money.
13 FinalFantasyFanatic - Is chosen as lead desinger for the new Final Fantasy game.
14 Cong Man - Buys a skyscraper and fills it with bananas
15 cookie monster - Is offered the lead role in the new Sesame Street movie
16 rah - Becomes the founder member of the 'rah appreciation society'
17 SHEEPY - Runs away with and gets married to 'It's Not You It's Me'. Wears white.
18 Grix Thraves - Picks a winning lottery ticket.
19 Pandaemonium - Is enchanted by an overzealous stripper, dressed as a policewoman.
20 Creepy - Succesfully difuses the bomb Bullet had just managed to plant. Is declared a national hero.
21 mermoid - Wins a legal case against the Hulk over 'spanish copyright issues'.
22 crossbob - Doesn't comit murder. Isn't accused of a murder he didn't commit. Leaves unremarkably ever after.
23 Tiltawhirl - opens a succesful 'dawg training school'.
24 Clazon - Is arrested and sentenced to death under the new terrorist laws. Manages to escape and starts a commune in New York before becoming President of Cuba. Trips whilst leaving the stage and lands in the bosom of a beautiful Cuban lady.
25 monkey_man - Becomes the new leader of the BNP and launches their new 100% tolerance policy.
26 Wardy_MoD - Becomes World Heavyweight Champion
27 Blank - All record of his existence is erased and replaced with the identity of a millionaire. Has everything he has ever dreamed of.
28 phi11ip - Is forced to repeat the same five seconds of his life over and over until he dies. He was making love at the time.
29 gamesfreak - Wins free games for life in a SR competition.
30 Revo - is made a monarch in China
31 Tphi - Is pleasured by mini inbred Hedfix's from another dimension.
32 Emitime - Becomes Emu racing world champion, on a dyslexic emu.
33 Surrealguy - Pick up the phone to find a gold bar is the receiver. Sells it and lives a life of luxury.
34 mattributé - Escapes from the 'man' and lives a simpl, but happy existance.
35 Rickoss - Score the winning goal in the World Cup final.
36 English_Bloke - Cherished by a lady.
37 munn - Wins the New York Marathon. Pundits are baffled.
38 Puddin' - Cherishes English_Bloke
39 Chr1s - Becomes addicted to Elite and happily wastes away.
40 fire-starter - Replaces Keith Flint in the new Prodigy line-up.
41 Kilgore Trout - Swims happily on. Forever, having found the secret of eternal life.
42 Coin - Beats Eminem to death with LP's.
43 Niddle - Finally gets some money off his parents and spends it.
44 JFH - Hired by Osama who takes his name to mean 'Jihad for Hire'. Has all the money and women he ever dreamed of.
45 Ineedsleep - Gets a good nights sleep and sex.
46 cweek2000 - Votes for me, 'nuff said. :D
47 Bob_The_Moose - Is adopted by a family looking for an unusual pet.
48 Goatboy - Adopted by the WI as their pleasure slave.
49 It Is Not You Its Me - Finally makes people understand
50 Timmargh - Starts his own 'Lap travel' wheelchair service for women, all goes well and he is loved by all.
51 Flock - Becomes the new Dali Lama and wages war on censors.
52 Nashbrains - Builds a bridge universally recognised as the best architectral structure. Ever.
53 Paradox: - Drinks himself happy.
54 Chad Niga - Invades Nigeria.
55 Notorious Biggles - Guns down Two-pack Shaker.
56 The Hibernator - Gets a tan from too much sunbed use.
57 Strafio - Realises his name backwards is 'oifarts'. Laughs.
58 sPiKeCaSt - Casts a spike into a strong wind, impales Prince Charles.
59 satans little helper - Asks for a raise. Gets it.
60 Whitestripes DX - Gets a job driving a roadmarking vehicle.
61 Mav - Discovers an aluminuim sabre-toothed tiger. Is hailed as the explorer of the century.
62 Reefer - Murders jim-hat's alter-ego.
63 or†ega - Becomes the first mat to eat a whole gateor [sic]
64 RoJ - Becomes the first man to eat an imaginary dragon
65 Silent Thunder - Masters the power of invisible lightning. runs a string of succeful power plants.
66 Light - Is made the new God thanks to the old god getting confused.
67 Nimco - Is made the new head of Namco by their executives in a misunderstanding
68 MR.COATES - Murders a man in a Mac over a difference of opinion.
69 Lucy Jane - Carried up a skyscraper and dropped into bed by an odd simian.
70 The Winster - Wins at russian roulette.
71 N64 Fan - Plays with his N64. Humble, but happy.
72 SpongeBobSpermPants - Betters himself.
73 Damarus - Is declared a genius by backwards reading scientists. Made for life.
74 Green Ferocity - Meets a rabid smurf and eats it.
75 Forza - User Banned! - Becomes the first user to be 'unbanned'
76 AfroJoe - Breaks the world record for largest ever-afro. Gets a multi-million dollar deal to be the new face of a hairspray company.
77 Lil Bro - Runs over lil ginge for fun.
78 Mode - becomes the german owner of mo.de
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I have 10 more minutes to annoy people.
Ok ok i'll let you off this time...
Shouldnt you be back at work..
Shouldnt you be back at work..
Lucy Jane wrote:
> *runs off crying* then remembers im at home.. and your at work.. I can
> get the locks changed :D
Erm...It does look very, very nice though ;-) meeow.
> *runs off crying* then remembers im at home.. and your at work.. I can
> get the locks changed :D
Erm...It does look very, very nice though ;-) meeow.
*runs off crying* then remembers im at home.. and your at work.. I can get the locks changed :D
Lucy Jane wrote:
> I was talking to Vampyr.. Or atleast i think i was
See!?! I told you your new haircolour would make you dizzy ;-)
> I was talking to Vampyr.. Or atleast i think i was
See!?! I told you your new haircolour would make you dizzy ;-)
Ineedsleep wrote:
> Lucy Jane wrote:
> Vampyr wrote:
> hang on a minute, you get sex and i only make out. congy... fix
> it...
>
> What he wants and what he gets are two different things..
>
> ?
>
> When did I become a he?
I was talking to Vampyr.. Or atleast i think i was
> Lucy Jane wrote:
> Vampyr wrote:
> hang on a minute, you get sex and i only make out. congy... fix
> it...
>
> What he wants and what he gets are two different things..
>
> ?
>
> When did I become a he?
I was talking to Vampyr.. Or atleast i think i was
wang-king wrote:
> Why does everyone think I aspire to be a Chinese monarch?
An old chinese wise man told me so...
> Why does everyone think I aspire to be a Chinese monarch?
An old chinese wise man told me so...
Why does everyone think I aspire to be a Chinese monarch?
afterwards. yeees. *resumes gleeful dancing*
Vampyr wrote:
> hang on a minute, you get sex and i only make out. congy... fix it...
In all fairness, I only captured a moment in time. The sex probably happened afterwards, I don't know, my crystal ball is broke.
> hang on a minute, you get sex and i only make out. congy... fix it...
In all fairness, I only captured a moment in time. The sex probably happened afterwards, I don't know, my crystal ball is broke.
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