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If you can identify the smell, you could win filmaday*.
*not likely
*not likely
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I feel better for doing that.
Ahhhhh.....
Ahhhhh.....
"I am known as Fluffy Bunny Slippers"
"Sleep well and dream of large women"
"You made the classic blunder! Only slightly less well known than 'never get involved in a land war in Asia', which is never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha! Hahahaha...ugghh" (falls over dead)
"Sleep well and dream of large women"
"You made the classic blunder! Only slightly less well known than 'never get involved in a land war in Asia', which is never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha! Hahahaha...ugghh" (falls over dead)
"Playing to lose is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals."
"You have the whitest white-part-of-the-eyes I've ever seen. Do you floss?"
Topper: I want to see your parents and pat your dog...
Romana: My parents are dead Topper, my dog ate them.
"You have the whitest white-part-of-the-eyes I've ever seen. Do you floss?"
Topper: I want to see your parents and pat your dog...
Romana: My parents are dead Topper, my dog ate them.
You have something stuck in your teeth Lenny
(whole chicken thumps into view)
"Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue"
"Tell me how it all started"
"Well first there were the dinasaurs, but they too fat and slow so they died, and they turned into oil, and then came the Arabs"
"What can you make of this?" (handing him a sheet of paper)
"I can make a hat..a sailboat.."
(whole chicken thumps into view)
"Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue"
"Tell me how it all started"
"Well first there were the dinasaurs, but they too fat and slow so they died, and they turned into oil, and then came the Arabs"
"What can you make of this?" (handing him a sheet of paper)
"I can make a hat..a sailboat.."
Police Squad:
"Who are you and how did you get in here?
I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith"
"Run along, Jenny, and next week I'll show you why women can't play professional football."
"My name is Detective Sergeant Frank Drebin. A series of gorgeous fashion models had been found unconscious and naked in laundromats. Unfortunately, I was assigned to investigate credit union holdups. I was doing my laundry when the call came in on a shootout."
"Who are you and how did you get in here?
I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith"
"Run along, Jenny, and next week I'll show you why women can't play professional football."
"My name is Detective Sergeant Frank Drebin. A series of gorgeous fashion models had been found unconscious and naked in laundromats. Unfortunately, I was assigned to investigate credit union holdups. I was doing my laundry when the call came in on a shootout."
"Do you like Gladiator movies Timmy?"
"I'm your worst nightmare"
"No, waking up without my d**k is my worst nightmare"
"Ok,well..I'm pretty high on the list"
"Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman?"
"I'm your worst nightmare"
"No, waking up without my d**k is my worst nightmare"
"Ok,well..I'm pretty high on the list"
"Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman?"
I've run out of quotes from that movie, been a while since I saw it.
Let's start with other, classic comedy lines in this pointless posting.
I'll go first:
"Hair Pie!"
Let's start with other, classic comedy lines in this pointless posting.
I'll go first:
"Hair Pie!"
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