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"Pants"

Classic Star Wars lines with "pants" substituted for comedic effect.
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I cannot teach this boy, he has no pants

I find your lack of pants disturbing

Grand Moff Tarkin…I should have recognised your foul pants when I was brought aboard.

She must have hidden the plans in those pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them immediately.

Jabba has no patience for smugglers who drop their pants at the 1st sign of an Imperial Cruiser.

You came in that pants? You’re braver than I thought

I used to bullseye Wamprats in my pants back home.

Ancient pants and hokey religions are no match for a good blaster kid

Your father left this for you, it is a lightsaber, the weapon of the Jedi Pants

The deflector shields are gone, let’s blow this pants and go home

Do or do not, there is no pants

And two genuine albums with "pants" in the titles, from the unsurpasable Blockheads:

Mr Love Pants
New Boots and Panties

More Pants songs:

Some Guns N Roses ones:

Sweet Pants o' mine

Welcome to the Pants

Take me down to the paradise pants

Others:

Love Pants, Stone Roses.

Still Pants, Dr Dre.

Bird House In Your Pants, They Might Be Giants

Thunderpants, Tom Jones

A View To A Pant, Duran Duran

Heavy Pants, Paul Weller

Up In Suzes Pants, Paul Weller

Here With Pants, Dido

I Am The Pants, Stone Roses.

Young Obi wan - Even master Yoda doesn’t have a pants count that high!

Darth – Hmmm the pants are strong with this one

Moff Tarkin – You may pants when ready

Han Solo – What good are pants if you aren’t around to use it?

Anakin – Now this is pants racing!

Shop Keeper – We’ll let fate decide.....Blue the boy, Red his pants

Darth – You are to use any means necessary but I want them alive, no Pants!

Young Obi Wan – You were right about one thing, the pants were short!


Darkreaper

I made the Kessel run in 12 pants in that baby

These are not the pants you seek

A more viscious and wretched hive of pants you will never find

You hear that sound? That is the sound of a thousand bad pants coming.

Ah, Leia, I knew I would find you here holding Vader's pants.

"What a wonderful smell you've discovered, Your Pants"

"I don't care what you smell, get down that pants"

"Wipe them pants, all of them"

Luke – Master Yoda you can’t die
Yoda – Strong am I with the pants, but not that strong

Luke - You mean it controls my pants?

Luke – 10,000! We can buy our own pants for that

Luke – Shut down all the pants compactors on the detention level


Darkreaper

de dum dip dip de de dip pants

Search your pants, you know it to be true

Luke, I am your pants.