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Mon 10/01/05 at 23:18
"period drama"
Posts: 19,792
I feel this subject isn't dropped (o-ho-ho, I could go forever with these) often enough, IF AT ALL!!

I am .... wait, first of all, I am from Austria, and am writing an essay on this kind of thing, I would have made an online questionaire, but CBA (ohoho)

So ... I am VERY INTERESTED in the various techniques used to remove excess faeces from the rectum area with (or without) the aid of toilet paper / bog roll / small hairy children.

I know this subject is delicate, and prone to be hasily covered up, but it does interest me greatly - the final REARtier - the last tabLOO to be broken. OHOHOHOHOHO. hos.

anywho ... what's it to be?

Point the first: collection of Mr. Paper .... big wad / single sheets / complex origami + poop avoidance set-up.

Point the seventeenth*: positioning ... sitiing / standing facing bowl / door.

I would have to go A ... progressing through to B as matter decreased ... employing a primary 1 route, then moving to no. 4 again, as desity decreases.

I HOPE YOU ENJOY the matter ... and find it very aPOOling to talk about.

Of course, you're all too bloody self-consious and scared (not quite shitless, I'd imagine) by people knowing your DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS.

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*årse
*points 2-16 have been removed because of the government.
*neal'c
Tue 11/01/05 at 20:36
Regular
"8==="
Posts: 33,481
You asked me this before.

I told you to stick it up your ass.
Tue 11/01/05 at 18:45
"period drama"
Posts: 19,792
FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Of course, you're all too bloody self-consious and scared (not quite
> shitless, I'd imagine) by people knowing your DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS.

aha!
Tue 11/01/05 at 11:24
Regular
Posts: 10,437
I just put my ass under the tap and the let the water do its job.
Tue 11/01/05 at 10:25
"Majestic"
Posts: 1,625
Who is your daddy....





....and what-does-he-do!
Tue 11/01/05 at 10:09
Regular
Posts: 2,464
IM A COP YOU IDIOT!
Tue 11/01/05 at 09:50
Regular
"you've got a beard"
Posts: 7,442
yeah, you just enjoy the luxury of your mum still doing it for you.
Tue 11/01/05 at 00:48
Regular
Posts: 939
I can wipe my own ass!
Tue 11/01/05 at 00:22
Regular
Posts: 13,611
Er... what?
Tue 11/01/05 at 00:19
Regular
"8==="
Posts: 33,481
Cycloon wrote:
> Leave.
Tue 11/01/05 at 00:15
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"+34 Intellect"
Posts: 21,334
Ok, but first, i would just like to get to know you.

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