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I am .... wait, first of all, I am from Austria, and am writing an essay on this kind of thing, I would have made an online questionaire, but CBA (ohoho)
So ... I am VERY INTERESTED in the various techniques used to remove excess faeces from the rectum area with (or without) the aid of toilet paper / bog roll / small hairy children.
I know this subject is delicate, and prone to be hasily covered up, but it does interest me greatly - the final REARtier - the last tabLOO to be broken. OHOHOHOHOHO. hos.
anywho ... what's it to be?
Point the first: collection of Mr. Paper .... big wad / single sheets / complex origami + poop avoidance set-up.
Point the seventeenth*: positioning ... sitiing / standing facing bowl / door.
I would have to go A ... progressing through to B as matter decreased ... employing a primary 1 route, then moving to no. 4 again, as desity decreases.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY the matter ... and find it very aPOOling to talk about.
Of course, you're all too bloody self-consious and scared (not quite shitless, I'd imagine) by people knowing your DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS.
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*årse
*points 2-16 have been removed because of the government.
*neal'c
I told you to stick it up your ass.
> Of course, you're all too bloody self-consious and scared (not quite
> shitless, I'd imagine) by people knowing your DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS.
aha!
....and what-does-he-do!
> Leave.