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"I’ve been dumped"

I’m, “too jokey and don’t take things seriously”.

Oh boobies.

I haven't laughed like that in ages, nothing I read ever makes me laugh out loud.

Until that.

Well done Goatboy, you've earned a genuine 'lol' reply. It wasn't quite 'rofl' status but I can't see that happening anytime soon anyway...

Goatboy wrote:
> "What a *#@%" was my reply, "He could at least pretend
> not to like I am"

Hehe

> She laughed, next evening I ended up at hers for 2 days.

Slap my ass and call me Sadie that's a long evening.

Always glad to help.
I'm a bloke, we like boobs. Simple and plain truth.
I remember a date I was on about a year ago. She was most fit (monkey_man & Snuggly can vouch, she was the one I pulled at The Barfly gig and abandoned Mackie to chat up) and had enormous jugs.
Day before gig, we were sitting chatting and she said "ohmygod, that bloke just walked past and totally stared at my t*ts" (they were barely contained in a strappy thing).
"What a *#@%" was my reply, "He could at least pretend not to like I am"
She laughed, next evening I ended up at hers for 2 days.

Ah that was a fantastic evening. Had a good gig, monkey_man & Snuggly came down, Mackie showed and paid for my beer until I said "Oh there she is, sorry mate but duty calls" and left him standing at the bar next to The Sage DJ.

Goatboy wrote:
> ... refused point-blank to let me go "wubbawubbawubba" with my face.

I'd just like to thank you for lifting my 2 week depression with one sentence - I very nearly whizzed myself when that mental picture entered my mind.

*wipes away tears*

Thanks again.

*Goes to join in*

Erm...

UG!

UG UG OOG!

*Gurns a bit*

*Scratches balls*

Not at all, there were perktastic. She just had "issues" and refused point-blank to let me go "wubbawubbawubba" with my face.
Man, I haven't thought about her for a long time...thanks!

Harlow is a little far to go, but on the other hand, how massive?

No-no, I must resist that. What with petrol prices being as they are. The Cambridge one sounds just about right for me at the moment. Were her thoughts of her shirt potatoes founded?

You can have one of my old ones if you like?
One lives in Cambridge as well.
She's pretty cool, except was paranoid about her teats and would never unfetter them with the light on.
And she thought that "So we meeting this weekend?" was being too pushy and fast. This was after she'd drained me like a thirsty kitten at a saucer.
So yeah, pretty fit but some mental problems.

Nearest one apart from her is Harlow.
Stupid but had massive bangers.

unlucky mate :(
hope yer not too down about it...

I know you think