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The next day, the second daughter comes to her in tears and says "mum, I was peeing when a bullet fell out!" So the mother comforts her and tells her about how she was shot, etc, etc, etc.
The next day the son comes up to her in tears. She says "let me guess, you were in the toilet and a bullet fell out, right?"
The son, in tears says "no mum, I was knocking one off and I shot the dog!"
> Reefer wrote:
> Trish wrote:
> Heard that one when I was in primary school.
>
> You knew what "knocking one out" was in primary school!?
> Wha!?!?!
>
> *runs*
>
> He was peeing in the version I heard.
>
> EDIT: We're also 2 years older than you when we leave primary. I was
> a few weeks short of 13 finishing primary.
EDIT: No, you're not Scottish. I just read the other posts and saw that you're Irish. Lovely :0)
And that was in nursery school.
> Trish wrote:
> EDIT: We're also 2 years older than you when we leave primary. I was
> a few weeks short of 13 finishing primary.
>
> We're? You in other words. Were you held back?
No, thats standard in Ireland, you dont go into secondary til 13.
> EDIT: We're also 2 years older than you when we leave primary. I was
> a few weeks short of 13 finishing primary.
We're? You in other words. Were you held back?
> He farts in the version I've heard.
Same here...
True story.
> Trish wrote:
> Heard that one when I was in primary school.
>
> You knew what "knocking one out" was in primary school!?
> Wha!?!?!
>
> *runs*
He was peeing in the version I heard.
EDIT: We're also 2 years older than you when we leave primary. I was a few weeks short of 13 finishing primary.